You're Ugly Too (2015)

Erika Sainte: Emilie

Quotes 

• Will : Did you ever think that once you found out how babies are made that maybe everything goes downhill after that?

  Emilie : [chuckles] 

  Will : What? You know what I mean. That feeling you had when you were a kid. Just weightlessness, you know - it's gone forever.

• Emilie : There is an old Romanian saying - 'A cow between two bales of hay will go hungry'.

  Will : I don't think I understand.

  Emilie : If a cow is the same distance away from both bales of hay, it cannot make a rational decision to choose one over the other. So... it dies of hunger.

  Will : I still don't think I understand. Am I supposed to be the cow?

  Emilie : You're one of the bales of hay.

• Emilie : So, you don't have to answer this if you don't want to, but... they released you from prison to look after Stacey?

  Will : Yeah, they um... gave me something called temporary compassionate leave so I can look after her.

• Emilie : Can I ask you a question? Why was Will in prison?

  Stacey : I... can't say. It's private.

  Emilie : You don't know either, do you?

  Stacey : No.

• Stacey : What's the French for 'douche bag'?

  Emilie : I think that's mostly French already.