Deathgasm (2015)

James Joshua Blake: Zakk

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• Abigail : The possessed bodies, they kill all in their path in preparation for Aeloth's ascension on the next blood moon. On the Devil's hour.

  Brodie : Oh shit, the moon is red tonight. When is the Devil's hour?

  Abigail : Three AM.

  Zakk : Three AM Pacific or Eastern time? Do demons recognize daylight savings?

• Brodie : Does anybody want anything from the shop?

  Zakk : Condoms, Vaseline, jumper cables, and ammonium nitrate.

  Brodie : I don't think they sell that combination of things.

• Zakk : [after they kill Brodie's possessed aunt and uncle with their box of dildoes, and Brodie kills his not possessed asshole cousin with a chainsaw for good measure]  Pretty sure he wasn't possessed.

  Brodie : [Smiling]  What? Oh no. Of course he was. Because when he came in he said something about... Satan. Yeah. You didn't hear him say that?

• Brodie : I thought you were off to the lookout to watch the town burn.

  Zakk : Realized I couldn't leave my mate in the shit. Not with all these demons to mega-kill. Metalheads stick together, right?

  Medina : Whoa, wait. You decided that you wanted to help us, and then you went and applied makeup? Well, how long did that take? What ten - fifteen minutes?

  Zakk : It's not makeup. It's fucking corpse paint. For going into battle.

  Medina : Okay. Well, you look adorable. It really brings out your eyes.

• Zakk : Hey man, you wanna do something crazy?

  Brodie : It's not role-playing, is it?

  Zakk : What the fuck is role-playing?

• Brodie : It's music.

  Zakk : Can you read it?

  Brodie : Yeah, I think so. It's pretty universal. It's really old. Holy fuck. Look at the title.

  Zakk : What the fuck does it say?

  Brodie : Don't know. I think it's Latin.

  Zakk : What, like Dora the fuckin' Explorer?

  Brodie : No. Like, like, Romans and shit.

• Medina : Are you stealing petrol?

  Zakk : No. I'm stealing diesel.

  Medina : Well don't you feel guilty?

  Zakk : No.

• Zakk : Got it! "DEATHGASM" All spelt in capitals. Lower case is for pussies.

  Brodie : Cool. What about...

  Brodie : I said it's fucking "DEATHGASM"!

• Zakk : Medina is never gonna put out for you, man. You're never gonna get to second base with that girl.

  Brodie : What?

  Zakk : You know - anal.

  Brodie : Okay, I don't want to know what you think fourth base is.

• Zakk : All right, look, I'm gonna help you do this, but only because you suck at it. Also, it's kind of fun stabbing shit.

• Zakk : I bags that record.

  Brodie : Dude, that's low.

  Zakk : I can go much lower.

• Brodie : When is the devil's hour?

  Abigail : 3 a.m.

  Zakk : Wait. 3 a.m. Pacific or Eastern Time? Do demons recognize daylight savings?

• Brodie : Sick, man!

  Zakk : What? They were like that when I found them.

• Brodie : Motherfucker!

  Medina : Brodie, just leave it.

  Brodie : Fucking wanker! You knew I liked her.

  Zakk : Calm the fuck down, all right? I'm not even into her. I was just bored.

  Brodie : Oh well, that's supposed to make it fucking better? What happened to Brotherhood of Steel?

• Zakk : Brutal.

  Brodie : Should we check his pulse?

  Zakk : He has a fucking engine for a head. I don't think he's gonna be walking this one off, man.

  Brodie : Shit.

  Zakk : Y'know - it's weird, but I think he would have wanted to go out like this.

  Brodie : His eyes ripped out, face grinded off and then head mounted under a car engine?

  Zakk : Totally. For whom the bell tolls, old man.

• Zakk : Whoa. Is that Satan?

  Abigail : That is Aeloth. King of the Demons.

  Zakk : Aeloth? Sounds like a badass.

  Brodie : These words were in music pages.

  Abigail : The Black Hymn. You have it.

  Zakk : Have it? We fuckin' played it.

  Abigail : Well, then, you have fucked us all.

• Brodie : Okay, I don't want to know what you think fourth base is.

  Zakk : No, I don't.

• Zakk : Brood?

  Brodie : Brood as fuck!

• Brodie : Should we check his pulse?

  Zakk : He has a fucking engine for a head. I don't think he's gonna be walking this one off, man.