War on Everyone (2016)

Paul Reiser: Lt. Gerry Stanton

Quotes 

• Lt. Gerry Stanton : Welcome back boys. How did we enjoy our sabbatical?

  Bob Bolaño : It was very pleasant. It was very relaxing. I masturbated a lot.

  Lt. Gerry Stanton : Enforced sabbatical, I should have said.

  Terry Monroe : What's a sabbatical?

  Lt. Gerry Stanton : Okay. So, Laurel and Hardy here, huh? Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

  Bob Bolaño : Siegfried and Roy. Sacco and Vanzetti. Abelard and Heloise.

  Terry Monroe : Is this a quiz?

  Lt. Gerry Stanton : No, it's not a quiz. This is your last chance, okay?

• Lt. Gerry Stanton : You'd be out on your asses already, frankly, if the powers-that-be could prove some of the rumours I've been hearing.

  Bob Bolaño : Yeah, but you know what they say about rumours, though.

  Terry Monroe : Rumours are the mothers of invention.

  Lt. Gerry Stanton : No, *necessity's* the mother of invention.