War on Everyone (2016)

Michael Peña: Bob Bolaño

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Quotes 

• Bob Bolaño : They have something called a Blue Lagoon here. It's a hot spa. It's outdoors.

  Terry Monroe : It's probably full of sweaty Europeans with bad teeth fucking each other. You'd be swimming around in jizz. European jizz. That's one of the first movies I ever saw, actually.

  Bob Bolaño : European Jizz?

  Terry Monroe : The Blue Lagoon.

• Terry Monroe : Hey Bob, what's the plan for finding Reggie? It's going to be tough tracking him down without anything to go on. Isn't it?

  Bob Bolaño : Well, he's black. How many fucking black people do you think there are in Iceland? We'll just stand around here and keep our eyes open.

  Terry Monroe : That's not much of a plan, Bob. You don't think we should...

  Bob Bolaño : There he is.

• Lord James Mangan : How much is this going to cost me?

  Bob Bolaño : It's going to cost you your life.

  Lord James Mangan : Nice line.

• [first lines] 

  Bob Bolaño : I've always wondered if you hit a mime, does he make a sound?

  Terry Monroe : [mime thuds and rolls over their car]  Well, now you know.

• Bob Bolaño : I've never killed anybody before.

  Terry Monroe : Well neither have I.

  Bob Bolaño : You know what they say - always be open to new experiences.

• Bob Bolaño : D'you think it is easy looking after a kid? I mean I got two of 'em and it's not easy let me tell you. I mean yeah, OK I love 'em but I gotta feed 'em 24hrs a day. Those little fat *^"&s... it's hard work!

• Bob Bolaño : Why don't we just throw him off the roof?

  Terry Monroe : Huh?

  Bob Bolaño : I'm kidding. It's a bad joke.

• Bob Bolaño : He called me a 'wet back'! He knows damn well I was born here. He is a big fat racist pig is what he is.

• Bob Bolaño : I guess some people's ambitions go beyond selling toasters, you know?

  Reggie X : Okay, you know what? You don't even know the whole level I'm on. These were designer fucking stolen toasters.

  Bob Bolaño : Oh, oh.

  Reggie X : Yes, yes. This big fucking shit, man. Moschino, shit like that.

  Bob Bolaño : Oh, fancy shit.

  Reggie X : Yeah, fancy fucking shit, yeah!

  Bob Bolaño : Okay, okay.

  Reggie X : Moschino shit, man!

  Terry Monroe : Moschino made fucking toasters?

• Delores Bolaño : "All oppression creates a state of war." Simone de Beauvoir.

  Bob Bolaño : No, it's Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, the father of anarchism. It's not Simone de Beauvoir, the feminist existentialist. I'll bet you 50 bucks.

  Delores Bolaño : I'll take that bet.

• Lt. Gerry Stanton : Welcome back boys. How did we enjoy our sabbatical?

  Bob Bolaño : It was very pleasant. It was very relaxing. I masturbated a lot.

  Lt. Gerry Stanton : Enforced sabbatical, I should have said.

  Terry Monroe : What's a sabbatical?

  Lt. Gerry Stanton : Okay. So, Laurel and Hardy here, huh? Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

  Bob Bolaño : Siegfried and Roy. Sacco and Vanzetti. Abelard and Heloise.

  Terry Monroe : Is this a quiz?

  Lt. Gerry Stanton : No, it's not a quiz. This is your last chance, okay?

• Lt. Gerry Stanton : You'd be out on your asses already, frankly, if the powers-that-be could prove some of the rumours I've been hearing.

  Bob Bolaño : Yeah, but you know what they say about rumours, though.

  Terry Monroe : Rumours are the mothers of invention.

  Lt. Gerry Stanton : No, *necessity's* the mother of invention.

• Bob Bolaño : [Handing in his badge and firearm]  I always hated this fucking gun