Unfriended (2014)
Renee Olstead: Jess
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Quotes
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Jess Felton : Who would hack into a dead girl's account?
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Jess Felton : Guys, who posted the video?
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Laura : Never Have I Ever... spread the rumor that Blaire has an eating disorder.
Jess Felton : That was me...
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Blaire Lily : Jess listen to me, i'm going to search for help, remain calm
Jess Felton : Please Hurry!
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Blaire Lily : [imitating Shay Van Buren] Byeeee!
Jess Felton : [imitating Shay Van Buren] Byeeee!
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Laura : Never Have I Ever... defaced Laura Barns' grave.
Jess Felton : [crying and hyperventilating] No! Please Laura that wasn't me! I swear! Please no!
[the countdown of seconds going from 19 continues]
Adam Sewell : Please Laura she's telling the truth, it was me Laura, it wasn't Jess.
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Jess Felton : Laura! Laura please it wasn't me, I wasn't lying! Blaire, Blaire please I swear it wasn't me! You know I never did that, please make her stop, why is she doing this?
[crying and backing away from her desktop]
Blaire Lily : Jess I know, Jess please listen to me... everything is going to be ok, Laura please! Laura she didn't do anything please stop!
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Ken Smith : [upon Laura's webcam displaying a grated image] Hey genius! We can see you.
Jess Felton : What is that? Like a lattice or crate?
[Ken sighs and stands up off his chair]
Ken Smith : Ken!
Ken Smith : What?
Jess Felton : Uh, stand back for a second.
Ken Smith : Why?
Adam Sewell : Just do it dude.
[Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind]
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Ken Smith : Alright, it's just a game, we're all just gonna download it and play it right?
Laura : [IM] ken, what are you doing?
Ken Smith : Not doing anything, man. I just wanted to play a game! You like games you seem to like games, dude, I thought we were gonna play. A fucking, great game for you man.
Trojan Destroyer program : [everybody downloads just a game.dmg/.exe]
Adam Sewell : Ok, I just launched it.
Trojan Destroyer program : [program launches and scans]
Adam Sewell : I got something for you, billie227.
Ken Smith : Is it searching, guys? Did everybody download it?
Blaire Lily : Mine's got something. Mine's got something.
Ken Smith : Ok, good. Wait until everybody got something. Is it flagging? Has everybody got some flags? It should be more than one, two, it should be multiple. Ok cool.
Laura : [starts timer]
[IM]
Laura : u have 1 minute to stop this
Ken Smith : Ok, trash. Trash all of those and then empty your recycling bins, ok? Empty your recycling bins after trashing them, do not save them. Everything! Everything that's flagged.
Mitch Roussel : It's not gonna delete these.
Ken Smith : Just fucking listen to me! Trust me, dude.
Adam Sewell : [grabs gun and points at screen]
Ken Smith : Is it deleted? What's going on? Keep me updated, guys. Ok, Adam's done. Mitch?
Mitch Roussel : [finishes scan] Mine's the same.
Ken Smith : Ok, Jess?
Jess Felton : [finishes scan] Mine's done!
Ken Smith : Ok, Blaire? Blaire! Blaire!
Blaire Lily : We're just gonna
[inaudible/webcam glitch]
Blaire Lily : Blaire's bin guys. It's gonna be cool. I promise!
Laura : [timer flashes 10 seconds left in red]
Blaire Lily : WHY IS HE COUNTING DOWN?
Ken Smith : Ok, it's cool, it's cool Blaire!
Laura : [leaves call]
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Blaire Lily : [after IMessaging Mitch about talking with Val tonight and checking her Facebook Inbox from Laura] Guys have you talked to Val tonight?
Jess Felton : Oh dude, when we were at Adam's she was telling people I have a drinking problem.
Adam Sewell : You do.
Blaire Lily : I'm gonna add her.
Ken Smith : Can I just be honest I don't like Val, I don't like her.
Jess Felton : [laughing] Nobody likes Val... except for Val
Ken Smith : Except for Val, yeah I know...
[as Jess laughs at him finishing her sentence]
Ken Smith : You just get me Jess.
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Val Rommel : [In response to her tagged photos on Jess' facebook entitled VAL GETS SH*TFACED] Jess, what the shit?
Jess Felton : [Confused and laughing] Wow, I didn't...
Val Rommel : These just came from your account, why did you post these?
Jess Felton : [laughing and still confused] I've never seen these before but Val these are incredible, I didn't know you were so much fun.
Val Rommel : Delete them Jess.
Jess Felton : I don't what to say but I've never...
Val Rommel : Oh my god Jess you trashy little bitch delete them.
Jess Felton : [laughing in disbelief and curling back] Wait a second, did you just call me trashy, seriously?
Val Rommel : Yes Jess, yes I did.
Jess Felton : [Angry and defensive] Okay so you're asking me to do you a fucking favor by taking down these photos which I didn't post in the fucking first place.
Val Rommel : Oh my god, I'm asking for you a favor! I'm asking you for a favor really?
Jess Felton : Yeah, so you can either be nice to me and I can help you, or you can suck my fucking dick and piss off.
Val Rommel : Can you just close your trashy little mouth for like one second.
Jess Felton : Okay I will beat your goddamn ass any day if you come over here bitch.
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Jess Felton : Like the drinking game?
Laura : Exactly, except in this version the loser doesn't drink... the loser dies.
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Jess Felton : [Upon hearing Laura's explained version of Never Have I Ever and whimpering] I'm going to lose. I don't want to play.
Laura : Would you rather I just killed you now JESS?
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Jess Felton : [sarcastically whilst straightening her hair] Blaire you're a dirty girl, you're going to hell just like the rest of us...
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Laura : [Adam dials the police] 911, please state your emergency.
Adam Sewell : Yeah! Um, there's someone threatening me and my friends online and they also threatened our friend Valerie Rommel, you sent some officers over there earlier to her house but they didn't see what we saw. And there's a lot more to the story, so.
Laura : What is your friend's address?
Adam Sewell : What?
Laura : Her address?
Adam Sewell : Uh guys, guys what's her address?
Jess Felton : Uh... hold on, I have it in my desk hold on.
Adam Sewell : One sec...
Jess Felton : 10705 East Bower.
Adam Sewell : Yeah it's 10705 East Bower and he keeps threatening us and he won't leave us alone.
Laura : Where are you right now sir?
Adam Sewell : Um i'm at home, online... with my... with my friends
Laura : Are you safe?
Adam Sewell : Yeah.
Laura : All of you?
Adam Sewell : ...Yeah, we're good.
Laura : Even Ken?
Adam Sewell : What?
Laura : Don't... Hang Up.
Adam Sewell : What?
Jess Felton : Wha-What just happened?
Adam Sewell : Shhh, Shhh!
Laura : I said, Don't... Hang Up.
Blaire Lily : Who did you call?
Adam Sewell : Fuck!
[weighs back in chair in frustration]
Adam Sewell : It's this fucking arsewhole!
[Laura's account then rejoins the group convo]
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Val Rommel : [upon seeing the tagged photos of her on Jess' facebook] You trashy little bitch delete them.
Jess Felton : Oh wait, did you just call me trashy seriously
[taken aback in laughter]
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Mitch Roussel : [frustratingly whispering to the rest of the group] Hey we're not doing this shit here, everybody pick up your phones and mute your computers.
Jess Felton : I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.
Blaire Lily : Jess it's okay
[mutes mic]
Jess Felton : No wait!
[gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone]
Jess Felton : Fuck guys.
Laura : [Via Skype IM] Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you.
[Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's mics then suddenly turn on bringing the audio from their phone calls to the convo]
Laura : .
Jess Felton : Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
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Blaire Lily : [upon discovering no-one has talked with Val tonight] I'm adding her.
Ken Smith : Can I just be honest I don't like Val.
Jess Felton : [laughing] Nobody likes Val, except for Val
Ken Smith : Val. Yeah see you just get me Jess.
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Jess Felton : [Upon Blaire revealing her note causing Adam's death, screaming, hyperventilating and crying] You stupid bitch! You killed him.
Blaire Lily : [Crying and in shock rocking back up against bedside wall] I'm so sorry Jess, I didn't know what else to do.
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Jess Felton : [begins to straighten both sides of her hair as Blaire and Mitch return to their respective webcams] Blaire you're a dirty girl, you're going to hell now... you're going to hell like the rest of us.
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Ken Smith : [as billie227 turns on Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's Skype mics with him whispering into the phone] Guys can you just fucking trust me, install this software and I'll find out who it is.
Jess Felton : [Being the only one with an already turned on mic witnessing billie227 IM nice try guys let me turn those mics on for you and then switch their mics on] Guys! Guys, he can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
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Laura : [as Skype account IM billie227] Whose ready for a bonus round?
Jess Felton : [Crying and whimpering as she still brandishes her two remaining fingers in Never Have I Ever] No!
Adam Sewell : [standing upwards and brandishing his father's gun] No fuck this! I'm fucking ready for you motherfucker! Come on over! I'll fucking kill you!
[Living room printer then begins printing one paper copy]
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Laura : [Via billie227 Skype IM] Never Have I Ever Crashed Jess' Mom's Car.
Jess Felton : That was one of you guys? That was fucking one of you guys.
Blaire Lily : [Puts finger down] It was me Jess, I'm sorry, I was drunk and it happened and I didn't know how to tell you Jess.
Jess Felton : F-Fuck you.
Adam Sewell : Great friend Blaire.
Blaire Lily : I've apologized, she has not apologized for starting this rumor thing about me. Which is not true by the way.
Mitch Roussel : Hey we're sticking together on this stop it.
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Laura : [Via billie227 IM] Never Have I Ever offered to trade Jess' life for my own.
Jess Felton : [Upon reading IM and as countdown IM's begin in shock and disbelief] What? Guys are you serious?
[beginning to cry]
Mitch Roussel : No, none of this did that, we wouldn't do that
[pacing back and forth shaking head in disbelief]
Adam Sewell : Blaire?
Jess Felton : [In exasperation] Blaire did you do that?
Blaire Lily : [In earnest defense and disbelief] No, I wouldn't do that.
Adam Sewell : How do we know? Put down a finger and we'll know.
Mitch Roussel : Hey she already said it wasn't her stop pushing.
Adam Sewell : Oh and she always tells the truth Mitch?
Mitch Roussel : [In angry, certain defense of Blaire] Yeah! Yeah.
Adam Sewell : [Taken aback in drunk, angry state] Oh she does! Cause you always tell the truth isn't that right Blaire? Cause you always tell the truth!
Adam Sewell : [as billie227's countdown IM's reach two seconds in panic putting down a finger] Fuck, it was me alright.
Jess Felton : Adam!
Mitch Roussel : You're a piece of sh-You're a fucking piece of shit you know!
Adam Sewell : Oh fuck you! You're a fucking piece of shit, he told me if I traded Jess he'd let, me, you and Blaire live, so I was saving your life Mitch and I was saving your life Blaire, but none of you can understand that cause I am the bad person cause you all have perfect morals and your perfect fucking lives.
Jess Felton : [Crying and hyperventilating] I hate you! I hate you! I hate you Adam!
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Laura : [Via Skype IM] Never Have I Ever spread the rumor that Blaire has an eating disorder.
Jess Felton : [as Billie's Skype IM countdown is reaches the early 10's] Fuck, it was me okay.
Blaire Lily : [Surprised and taken aback] You said it was Val...
Jess Felton : [Defensively responding] It's not like there's not some kind of truth in there.
Blaire Lily : Jess how could you do that to me?
Jess Felton : What with all the times you'd come around and we'd go out and you being offered or asked about food and you saying no sorry I'm not hungry, I've already eaten, all that shit.
[weezing out the final parts of the explanation as Blaire goes over her response]
Jess Felton : .
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Ken Smith : [after sending through the Trojan destroyer software in attachment email to Blaire, Mitch, Jess and Adam] Has everybody downloaded the attachment?
Jess Felton : Wait so what are we doing?
Ken Smith : It's just a game we're all going to download and play.
Laura : [Via Skype IM] Ken. What are you doing?
Ken Smith : [In false assurity] Nothing man, I thought you wanted to play a game, I've got a sick game for you man.
Jess Felton : I don't know if I want to do this.
Blaire Lily : Jess listen to me you want to, you want to play the game.
Laura : [Sets pinwheel timer at 1:00] You have one minute to stop this.
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Blaire Lily : [Closing ChatRoulette tab after the friendly girl from Nevada contacts the Fresno County Sheriff's department and informs of an oncoming squad car to Jess' provided address] Okay Jess so the police are coming, they are on their way, you're going to be fine Jess.
Jess Felton : [Grasping her ensuite bathroom door looking out at Blaire and Mitch whimpering and crying in fright] Why is she doing this?
Laura : [Skype IM messaging with a smiley face emoticon as Jess continues to cry and grasp her bathroom door talking with Blaire and Mitch in fright] Goodbye, Jess.
Blaire Lily : [Jess' feed then begins to freeze and disappear] Jess? Jess, no, Okay run Jess, just run!
Jess Felton : [Rolling across bathroom door right to left in pain and struggle screaming before coming to a sudden pain filled plea] No!
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Blaire Lily : [after the free lives cam advertisement I closed by her on her desktop] Okay guys, I am not going to sit her and let her do this, okay Adam was right we cannot listen to her.
Laura : Hands up everyone we're still playing. I've got a question for you JESS.
Jess Felton : [whimpering and crying] I didn't do anything.
Blaire Lily : Okay Jess do not answer, okay whatever you do, do not answer.
[Lamp lighting Jess' bedroom is then ushered out causing Jess to scream and flee to her ensuite bathroom with her laptop]
Blaire Lily : Okay Jess! Just hide Jess! Just hide!
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Val Rommel : [In response to Ken's statement of her meant to be acquiring the group's tickets] No, No so I heard you were meant to be buying them and now three of us will get to sit in the balcony and three of us will have to sit in the orchestra.
Blaire Lily : What seats are better, balcony or orchestra?
Val Rommel : Balcony.
Blaire Lily : Balcony!
Val Rommel : Okay so we can take one more in balcony.
Jess Felton : [laughing and swaying on chair side to side] I'll take it in the orchestra.
Val Rommel : I'm sure you will.
Blaire Lily : [laughing and covering mouth] Jess that's...
Jess Felton : [laughing in unison] I can't believe you're the only one that got that.
