Unfriended (2014)
Heather Sossaman: Laura
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Quotes
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Blaire Lily : Look Laura, do you remember all the good times we had together, we were close friends and we drifted apart I'm sorry...
Laura : Drifted apart? Is that how you remember it?
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Laura : Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.
Mitch Roussel : That was me...
Adam Sewell : WHAT? They put me in handcuffs!
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Laura : I wish I could forgive you.
[signs off following Blaire's apology and scroll through their shared facebook photos]
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Blaire Lily : Please, Laura we are not bad people... we are good people
Laura : Really? Are you sure about that?
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Laura : [from trailer] This is gonna be fun.
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Laura : Let's play a game...
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Laura : Thank you Blaire, that must of been a hard thing to do...
Blaire Lily : No, please...
[shocked and slowing down in breath]
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Blaire Lily : I can't... I can't show you the note
[sinking her head in tears and shock]
Mitch Roussel : What more notes being passed between you and Adam? No fuck this! Either you show me the note Blaire or I am signing out, I swear to god! No fuck this! I am signing out you hear me, I've had enough of this, I'm signing out.
Laura : If Mitch signs out, he dies...
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[last lines]
Blaire Lily : [sobbing out of control] Laura, I'm sorry that we drifted apart!
Laura : 'Drifted apart'? Is that how you remember it? I think there's more to the story.
[Laura then tags Blaire with the Leaky Laura video on her Facebook page]
Blaire Lily : No...
[the video shows Laura sleeping drunk on the ground, Blaire is then shown laughing in the video]
Blaire Lily : [video] I got her!
[video ends]
Blaire Lily : I'm sorry.
Laura : What you've done will live here forever.
[many of Blaire's Facebook friends post several angry comments on Blaire's page]
Laura : I wish I could forgive you, Blaire.
[Laura signs off Skype as Blaire is left alone consumed in guilt and fear, the door is then heard creaking open, a pair of hands slams the laptop screen shut]
Blaire Lily : NO! Laura?
[Laura's demonic face lunges at the screen until it cuts to black]
Blaire Lily : [screams] NO!
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Laura : Never Have I Ever... spread the rumor that Blaire has an eating disorder.
Jess Felton : That was me...
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Val Rommel : Hey billie, why don't you give me your address so I can come over there and knock the trash out of your mouth.
Ken Smith : Oooh fight!
Laura : You wouldn't like it here...
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Laura : Never Have I Ever... defaced Laura Barns' grave.
Jess Felton : [crying and hyperventilating] No! Please Laura that wasn't me! I swear! Please no!
[the countdown of seconds going from 19 continues]
Adam Sewell : Please Laura she's telling the truth, it was me Laura, it wasn't Jess.
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Laura : Never Have I Ever... made out with Laura Barns
Mitch Roussel : [as the seconds tick away and Adam faces death with the losing fingers] It was me, Blaire I swear it meant nothing, it was at Adam's and it only lasted for five seconds...
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Laura : Never Have I Ever... crashed Jess' mom's car.
Blaire Lily : That was me.
Blaire Lily , Adam Sewell : See not so perfect and innocent now huh Blaire?
Blaire Lily : Look I have apologized for that which is more then can be said for her.
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Adam Sewell : My turn ok Laura... let's make this interesting alright... Never Have I Ever Had sex.
Laura : [types it into the group] Never Have I Ever Had Sex!
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Blaire Lily : [whispering] Laura?... Laura are you ok?
[begins chuckling quietly whilst recording Laura and zooming in on her face]
Laura : [murmuring] mmmhm...
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Val Rommel : Hi billie, listen sweetheart you're a fucking asshole if you don't take these down right now, i'll come over there and knock the trash out of your ears.
Laura : Sounds great, But you wouldn't like it here.
Val Rommel : Who the fuck is this guy?
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Ken Smith : Alright, it's just a game, we're all just gonna download it and play it right?
Laura : [IM] ken, what are you doing?
Ken Smith : Not doing anything, man. I just wanted to play a game! You like games you seem to like games, dude, I thought we were gonna play. A fucking, great game for you man.
Trojan Destroyer program : [everybody downloads just a game.dmg/.exe]
Adam Sewell : Ok, I just launched it.
Trojan Destroyer program : [program launches and scans]
Adam Sewell : I got something for you, billie227.
Ken Smith : Is it searching, guys? Did everybody download it?
Blaire Lily : Mine's got something. Mine's got something.
Ken Smith : Ok, good. Wait until everybody got something. Is it flagging? Has everybody got some flags? It should be more than one, two, it should be multiple. Ok cool.
Laura : [starts timer]
[IM]
Laura : u have 1 minute to stop this
Ken Smith : Ok, trash. Trash all of those and then empty your recycling bins, ok? Empty your recycling bins after trashing them, do not save them. Everything! Everything that's flagged.
Mitch Roussel : It's not gonna delete these.
Ken Smith : Just fucking listen to me! Trust me, dude.
Adam Sewell : [grabs gun and points at screen]
Ken Smith : Is it deleted? What's going on? Keep me updated, guys. Ok, Adam's done. Mitch?
Mitch Roussel : [finishes scan] Mine's the same.
Ken Smith : Ok, Jess?
Jess Felton : [finishes scan] Mine's done!
Ken Smith : Ok, Blaire? Blaire! Blaire!
Blaire Lily : We're just gonna
[inaudible/webcam glitch]
Blaire Lily : Blaire's bin guys. It's gonna be cool. I promise!
Laura : [timer flashes 10 seconds left in red]
Blaire Lily : WHY IS HE COUNTING DOWN?
Ken Smith : Ok, it's cool, it's cool Blaire!
Laura : [leaves call]
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Jess Felton : Like the drinking game?
Laura : Exactly, except in this version the loser doesn't drink... the loser dies.
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Jess Felton : [Upon hearing Laura's explained version of Never Have I Ever and whimpering] I'm going to lose. I don't want to play.
Laura : Would you rather I just killed you now JESS?
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Laura : Goodbye Jess
[bracketed IM smiley emoticon]
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Laura : [Adam dials the police] 911, please state your emergency.
Adam Sewell : Yeah! Um, there's someone threatening me and my friends online and they also threatened our friend Valerie Rommel, you sent some officers over there earlier to her house but they didn't see what we saw. And there's a lot more to the story, so.
Laura : What is your friend's address?
Adam Sewell : What?
Laura : Her address?
Adam Sewell : Uh guys, guys what's her address?
Jess Felton : Uh... hold on, I have it in my desk hold on.
Adam Sewell : One sec...
Jess Felton : 10705 East Bower.
Adam Sewell : Yeah it's 10705 East Bower and he keeps threatening us and he won't leave us alone.
Laura : Where are you right now sir?
Adam Sewell : Um i'm at home, online... with my... with my friends
Laura : Are you safe?
Adam Sewell : Yeah.
Laura : All of you?
Adam Sewell : ...Yeah, we're good.
Laura : Even Ken?
Adam Sewell : What?
Laura : Don't... Hang Up.
Adam Sewell : What?
Jess Felton : Wha-What just happened?
Adam Sewell : Shhh, Shhh!
Laura : I said, Don't... Hang Up.
Blaire Lily : Who did you call?
Adam Sewell : Fuck!
[weighs back in chair in frustration]
Adam Sewell : It's this fucking arsewhole!
[Laura's account then rejoins the group convo]
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Mitch Roussel : [frustratingly whispering to the rest of the group] Hey we're not doing this shit here, everybody pick up your phones and mute your computers.
Jess Felton : I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.
Blaire Lily : Jess it's okay
[mutes mic]
Jess Felton : No wait!
[gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone]
Jess Felton : Fuck guys.
Laura : [Via Skype IM] Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you.
[Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's mics then suddenly turn on bringing the audio from their phone calls to the convo]
Laura : .
Jess Felton : Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
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Laura : Never Have I Ever offered to trade Jess' life for my own...
Mitch Roussel : [as the Skype message countdown initiates] No, none of us would do that.
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Laura : [as Skype account IM billie227] Whose ready for a bonus round?
Jess Felton : [Crying and whimpering as she still brandishes her two remaining fingers in Never Have I Ever] No!
Adam Sewell : [standing upwards and brandishing his father's gun] No fuck this! I'm fucking ready for you motherfucker! Come on over! I'll fucking kill you!
[Living room printer then begins printing one paper copy]
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Laura : [Via billie227 Skype IM] Never Have I Ever Crashed Jess' Mom's Car.
Jess Felton : That was one of you guys? That was fucking one of you guys.
Blaire Lily : [Puts finger down] It was me Jess, I'm sorry, I was drunk and it happened and I didn't know how to tell you Jess.
Jess Felton : F-Fuck you.
Adam Sewell : Great friend Blaire.
Blaire Lily : I've apologized, she has not apologized for starting this rumor thing about me. Which is not true by the way.
Mitch Roussel : Hey we're sticking together on this stop it.
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Laura : [Via billie227 IM] Never Have I Ever offered to trade Jess' life for my own.
Jess Felton : [Upon reading IM and as countdown IM's begin in shock and disbelief] What? Guys are you serious?
[beginning to cry]
Mitch Roussel : No, none of this did that, we wouldn't do that
[pacing back and forth shaking head in disbelief]
Adam Sewell : Blaire?
Jess Felton : [In exasperation] Blaire did you do that?
Blaire Lily : [In earnest defense and disbelief] No, I wouldn't do that.
Adam Sewell : How do we know? Put down a finger and we'll know.
Mitch Roussel : Hey she already said it wasn't her stop pushing.
Adam Sewell : Oh and she always tells the truth Mitch?
Mitch Roussel : [In angry, certain defense of Blaire] Yeah! Yeah.
Adam Sewell : [Taken aback in drunk, angry state] Oh she does! Cause you always tell the truth isn't that right Blaire? Cause you always tell the truth!
Adam Sewell : [as billie227's countdown IM's reach two seconds in panic putting down a finger] Fuck, it was me alright.
Jess Felton : Adam!
Mitch Roussel : You're a piece of sh-You're a fucking piece of shit you know!
Adam Sewell : Oh fuck you! You're a fucking piece of shit, he told me if I traded Jess he'd let, me, you and Blaire live, so I was saving your life Mitch and I was saving your life Blaire, but none of you can understand that cause I am the bad person cause you all have perfect morals and your perfect fucking lives.
Jess Felton : [Crying and hyperventilating] I hate you! I hate you! I hate you Adam!
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Laura : [Via Skype IM] Never Have I Ever spread the rumor that Blaire has an eating disorder.
Jess Felton : [as Billie's Skype IM countdown is reaches the early 10's] Fuck, it was me okay.
Blaire Lily : [Surprised and taken aback] You said it was Val...
Jess Felton : [Defensively responding] It's not like there's not some kind of truth in there.
Blaire Lily : Jess how could you do that to me?
Jess Felton : What with all the times you'd come around and we'd go out and you being offered or asked about food and you saying no sorry I'm not hungry, I've already eaten, all that shit.
[weezing out the final parts of the explanation as Blaire goes over her response]
Jess Felton : .
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Ken Smith : [after sending through the Trojan destroyer software in attachment email to Blaire, Mitch, Jess and Adam] Has everybody downloaded the attachment?
Jess Felton : Wait so what are we doing?
Ken Smith : It's just a game we're all going to download and play.
Laura : [Via Skype IM] Ken. What are you doing?
Ken Smith : [In false assurity] Nothing man, I thought you wanted to play a game, I've got a sick game for you man.
Jess Felton : I don't know if I want to do this.
Blaire Lily : Jess listen to me you want to, you want to play the game.
Laura : [Sets pinwheel timer at 1:00] You have one minute to stop this.
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Laura : [Facebook inboxing Blaire after her and Mitch's protests of both their innocence in the upload of the Laura Barns Kill Urself video] I know you wouldn't do this Blaire... why are you protecting him?
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Blaire Lily : [Closing ChatRoulette tab after the friendly girl from Nevada contacts the Fresno County Sheriff's department and informs of an oncoming squad car to Jess' provided address] Okay Jess so the police are coming, they are on their way, you're going to be fine Jess.
Jess Felton : [Grasping her ensuite bathroom door looking out at Blaire and Mitch whimpering and crying in fright] Why is she doing this?
Laura : [Skype IM messaging with a smiley face emoticon as Jess continues to cry and grasp her bathroom door talking with Blaire and Mitch in fright] Goodbye, Jess.
Blaire Lily : [Jess' feed then begins to freeze and disappear] Jess? Jess, no, Okay run Jess, just run!
Jess Felton : [Rolling across bathroom door right to left in pain and struggle screaming before coming to a sudden pain filled plea] No!
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Blaire Lily : [Crying in relief at test alarm and notification on desktop] It's an alarm I set for tomorrow, we have a test.
[Mitch slightly laughs in fear filled response]
Blaire Lily : Mitchie, do you hate me?
Mitch Roussel : [Crying and hyperventilating] No I don't hate you Blaire.
Blaire Lily : [In relief] You don't?
Mitch Roussel : No I don't hate you, I love you so much.
Laura : One more question.
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Blaire Lily : [after the free lives cam advertisement I closed by her on her desktop] Okay guys, I am not going to sit her and let her do this, okay Adam was right we cannot listen to her.
Laura : Hands up everyone we're still playing. I've got a question for you JESS.
Jess Felton : [whimpering and crying] I didn't do anything.
Blaire Lily : Okay Jess do not answer, okay whatever you do, do not answer.
[Lamp lighting Jess' bedroom is then ushered out causing Jess to scream and flee to her ensuite bathroom with her laptop]
Blaire Lily : Okay Jess! Just hide Jess! Just hide!
