Unfriended (2014)
Jacob Wysocki: Ken
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Quotes
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Ken Smith : [when they were bothered by the unknown account: billie227] It's probably a glitch.
Val Rommel : [a message came from billie227, which Ken and his friends thought was a glitch] Well, the glitch just typed!
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Val Rommel : Hey billie, why don't you give me your address so I can come over there and knock the trash out of your mouth.
Ken Smith : Oooh fight!
Laura : You wouldn't like it here...
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Ken Smith : Now to try some of my famous brew of salsa!
[brandishes mixed up blender of food and drink to group]
Blaire Lily : Ken that is so disgusting!
[laughing]
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Ken Smith : Uh-oh! Someone's in their chonies! Oh someone's in their chonies!
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Ken Smith : [upon Laura's webcam displaying a grated image] Hey genius! We can see you.
Jess Felton : What is that? Like a lattice or crate?
[Ken sighs and stands up off his chair]
Ken Smith : Ken!
Ken Smith : What?
Jess Felton : Uh, stand back for a second.
Ken Smith : Why?
Adam Sewell : Just do it dude.
[Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind]
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Ken Smith : Alright, it's just a game, we're all just gonna download it and play it right?
Laura : [IM] ken, what are you doing?
Ken Smith : Not doing anything, man. I just wanted to play a game! You like games you seem to like games, dude, I thought we were gonna play. A fucking, great game for you man.
Trojan Destroyer program : [everybody downloads just a game.dmg/.exe]
Adam Sewell : Ok, I just launched it.
Trojan Destroyer program : [program launches and scans]
Adam Sewell : I got something for you, billie227.
Ken Smith : Is it searching, guys? Did everybody download it?
Blaire Lily : Mine's got something. Mine's got something.
Ken Smith : Ok, good. Wait until everybody got something. Is it flagging? Has everybody got some flags? It should be more than one, two, it should be multiple. Ok cool.
Laura : [starts timer]
[IM]
Laura : u have 1 minute to stop this
Ken Smith : Ok, trash. Trash all of those and then empty your recycling bins, ok? Empty your recycling bins after trashing them, do not save them. Everything! Everything that's flagged.
Mitch Roussel : It's not gonna delete these.
Ken Smith : Just fucking listen to me! Trust me, dude.
Adam Sewell : [grabs gun and points at screen]
Ken Smith : Is it deleted? What's going on? Keep me updated, guys. Ok, Adam's done. Mitch?
Mitch Roussel : [finishes scan] Mine's the same.
Ken Smith : Ok, Jess?
Jess Felton : [finishes scan] Mine's done!
Ken Smith : Ok, Blaire? Blaire! Blaire!
Blaire Lily : We're just gonna
[inaudible/webcam glitch]
Blaire Lily : Blaire's bin guys. It's gonna be cool. I promise!
Laura : [timer flashes 10 seconds left in red]
Blaire Lily : WHY IS HE COUNTING DOWN?
Ken Smith : Ok, it's cool, it's cool Blaire!
Laura : [leaves call]
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Blaire Lily : [after IMessaging Mitch about talking with Val tonight and checking her Facebook Inbox from Laura] Guys have you talked to Val tonight?
Jess Felton : Oh dude, when we were at Adam's she was telling people I have a drinking problem.
Adam Sewell : You do.
Blaire Lily : I'm gonna add her.
Ken Smith : Can I just be honest I don't like Val, I don't like her.
Jess Felton : [laughing] Nobody likes Val... except for Val
Ken Smith : Except for Val, yeah I know...
[as Jess laughs at him finishing her sentence]
Ken Smith : You just get me Jess.
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Ken Smith : I thought you wanted to play a game billie, let's play a game.
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Ken Smith : [Upon inspecting billie227's profile] I can't fucking shut it off.
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Blaire Lily : [upon discovering no-one has talked with Val tonight] I'm adding her.
Ken Smith : Can I just be honest I don't like Val.
Jess Felton : [laughing] Nobody likes Val, except for Val
Ken Smith : Val. Yeah see you just get me Jess.
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Ken Smith : Let's say her karma wasn't completely unwarranted okay, nobody wants to talk about it but Laura fucking sucked, she was a big bully and she deserved all the shit she got from that video.
Adam Sewell : [burying head upon desk in shocked laughter and disbelief] Aw Ken buddy...
Blaire Lily : Ken...
Ken Smith : What? I'm sorry that was in poor taste.
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Ken Smith : [as billie227 turns on Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's Skype mics with him whispering into the phone] Guys can you just fucking trust me, install this software and I'll find out who it is.
Jess Felton : [Being the only one with an already turned on mic witnessing billie227 IM nice try guys let me turn those mics on for you and then switch their mics on] Guys! Guys, he can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
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Ken Smith : [after sending through the Trojan destroyer software in attachment email to Blaire, Mitch, Jess and Adam] Has everybody downloaded the attachment?
Jess Felton : Wait so what are we doing?
Ken Smith : It's just a game we're all going to download and play.
Laura : [Via Skype IM] Ken. What are you doing?
Ken Smith : [In false assurity] Nothing man, I thought you wanted to play a game, I've got a sick game for you man.
Jess Felton : I don't know if I want to do this.
Blaire Lily : Jess listen to me you want to, you want to play the game.
Laura : [Sets pinwheel timer at 1:00] You have one minute to stop this.
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Ken Smith : [Clicking multiple things on his laptop and standing upright relaying to the others in shock, disbelief and concern as Blaire's jpeg message from Blaire downloads through] I can't fucking shut it off.
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Ken Smith : [In response to Val's cruel facebook inbox response to Laura's plea now visible screenshotted on Laura's instagram and the group's response] Look let's just say her karma wasn't completely unwarranted okay, nobody wants to talk about it, but I'll give you the Kenpinion Laura fucking sucked, she was a big bully and she deserved all the shit she got from that video.
Adam Sewell : [Burying head in living room dining table in laughter induced disbelief and shock] Ken! Buddy.
Blaire Lily : [In saddened response of disapproval] Ken...
Ken Smith : [Smirking to self] What? Okay sorry I should not of have said that it was in poor taste.
