Unfriended (2014) Poster

(2014)

Moses Storm: Mitch

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  • Laura : Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.

    Mitch Roussel : That was me...

    Adam Sewell : WHAT? They put me in handcuffs!

  • Mitch Roussel : [to Adam, after founding out that he was sleeping with Blaire]  Uh, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!

  • Blaire Lily : [as the seconds drastically count down and Laura begins to type on facebook inbox]  Mitch... do you hate me...? Could you ever forgive me, I am so sorry...

    [crying profusely] 

    Mitch Roussel : Blaire... I don't hate you, I love you... I love you so much

    [Laura sends in her message to Blaire] 

  • Mitch Roussel : Ok, everybody right now put your hands up... whose doing this?

    [raises hands and is followed at seconds later by Blaire, Jess, Adam, Ken and Val's hands as well] 

  • Blaire Lily : I can't... I can't show you the note

    [sinking her head in tears and shock] 

    Mitch Roussel : What more notes being passed between you and Adam? No fuck this! Either you show me the note Blaire or I am signing out, I swear to god! No fuck this! I am signing out you hear me, I've had enough of this, I'm signing out.

    Laura : If Mitch signs out, he dies...

  • Mitch Roussel : Never Have I Ever... roofied Ashley Dane and forced her to get an abortion

    Adam Sewell : What the fuck Mitch? I did not roofie Ashley Dane and never I have ever forced her to an abortion... what the fuck!

  • Blaire Lily : I wanna make prom night, the night.

    Mitch Roussel : You serious? You wouldn't lie to me now

    [teases Blaire with knife in front of his cam] 

  • Mitch Roussel : Take it off, before I cut it off

    [brandishes kitchen knife smirking] 

    Blaire Lily : [beginning to unbutton after rising up from bed laughing]  You're cute when you're violent.

  • Laura : Never Have I Ever... made out with Laura Barns

    Mitch Roussel : [as the seconds tick away and Adam faces death with the losing fingers]  It was me, Blaire I swear it meant nothing, it was at Adam's and it only lasted for five seconds...

  • Mitch Roussel : I can't believe you'd do this me, I love you fucking slut

    [crying] 

    Blaire Lily : [crying in return and wheezing]  No, please don't call me that baby I love you.

  • Ken Smith : Alright, it's just a game, we're all just gonna download it and play it right?

    Laura : [IM]  ken, what are you doing?

    Ken Smith : Not doing anything, man. I just wanted to play a game! You like games you seem to like games, dude, I thought we were gonna play. A fucking, great game for you man.

    Trojan Destroyer program : [everybody downloads just a game.dmg/.exe] 

    Adam Sewell : Ok, I just launched it.

    Trojan Destroyer program : [program launches and scans] 

    Adam Sewell : I got something for you, billie227.

    Ken Smith : Is it searching, guys? Did everybody download it?

    Blaire Lily : Mine's got something. Mine's got something.

    Ken Smith : Ok, good. Wait until everybody got something. Is it flagging? Has everybody got some flags? It should be more than one, two, it should be multiple. Ok cool.

    Laura : [starts timer] 

    [IM] 

    Laura : u have 1 minute to stop this

    Ken Smith : Ok, trash. Trash all of those and then empty your recycling bins, ok? Empty your recycling bins after trashing them, do not save them. Everything! Everything that's flagged.

    Mitch Roussel : It's not gonna delete these.

    Ken Smith : Just fucking listen to me! Trust me, dude.

    Adam Sewell : [grabs gun and points at screen] 

    Ken Smith : Is it deleted? What's going on? Keep me updated, guys. Ok, Adam's done. Mitch?

    Mitch Roussel : [finishes scan]  Mine's the same.

    Ken Smith : Ok, Jess?

    Jess Felton : [finishes scan]  Mine's done!

    Ken Smith : Ok, Blaire? Blaire! Blaire!

    Blaire Lily : We're just gonna

    [inaudible/webcam glitch] 

    Blaire Lily : Blaire's bin guys. It's gonna be cool. I promise!

    Laura : [timer flashes 10 seconds left in red] 

    Blaire Lily : WHY IS HE COUNTING DOWN?

    Ken Smith : Ok, it's cool, it's cool Blaire!

    Laura : [leaves call] 

  • Mitch Roussel : Come on your in real estate, sell this to me.

    Blaire Lily : Oh ok, well witness exhibit B, a human's right leg.

  • Blaire Lily : For a sec I thought this was real

    Mitch Roussel : How do you know it's not?

    Blaire Lily : Stop trying to freak me out.

    Mitch Roussel : Or what?

    Blaire Lily : Or... I'll send my dad to fight you

    [winky emoji] 

    Mitch Roussel , Blaire Lily : Your dad's not home...

    Blaire Lily : How do you know?

    Mitch Roussel : Cause he's out drinking with mine

    [sends link of Laura's facebook memorial page revealing the messenger to Laura] 

  • Mitch Roussel : [frustratingly whispering to the rest of the group]  Hey we're not doing this shit here, everybody pick up your phones and mute your computers.

    Jess Felton : I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.

    Blaire Lily : Jess it's okay

    [mutes mic] 

    Jess Felton : No wait!

    [gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone] 

    Jess Felton : Fuck guys.

    Laura : [Via Skype IM]  Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you.

    [Blaire, Mitch, Adam and Ken's mics then suddenly turn on bringing the audio from their phone calls to the convo] 

    Laura : .

    Jess Felton : Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.

  • Blaire Lily : [imitating Pazuzu possessed Regan MacNeil as her webcam turns on displaying her wriggling toes]  Mitch! Mitch, I've got something to show you.

    Mitch Roussel : Are you doing your demon voice again?

    Blaire Lily : [continuing with impersonation]  Yeah, do you like them?

    Mitch Roussel : Ooh yeah, let me have a look, love the purple and just the top of the toes.

  • Mitch Roussel : I just don't see why I can't come over later.

    Blaire Lily : You know you can't.

    Mitch Roussel : Why?

    Blaire Lily : No. My dad would kill you.

    Mitch Roussel : Pfft, that's easy I would die for you.

  • Laura : Never Have I Ever offered to trade Jess' life for my own...

    Mitch Roussel : [as the Skype message countdown initiates]  No, none of us would do that.

  • Laura : [Via billie227 Skype IM]  Never Have I Ever Crashed Jess' Mom's Car.

    Jess Felton : That was one of you guys? That was fucking one of you guys.

    Blaire Lily : [Puts finger down]  It was me Jess, I'm sorry, I was drunk and it happened and I didn't know how to tell you Jess.

    Jess Felton : F-Fuck you.

    Adam Sewell : Great friend Blaire.

    Blaire Lily : I've apologized, she has not apologized for starting this rumor thing about me. Which is not true by the way.

    Mitch Roussel : Hey we're sticking together on this stop it.

  • Laura : [Via billie227 IM]  Never Have I Ever offered to trade Jess' life for my own.

    Jess Felton : [Upon reading IM and as countdown IM's begin in shock and disbelief]  What? Guys are you serious?

    [beginning to cry] 

    Mitch Roussel : No, none of this did that, we wouldn't do that

    [pacing back and forth shaking head in disbelief] 

    Adam Sewell : Blaire?

    Jess Felton : [In exasperation]  Blaire did you do that?

    Blaire Lily : [In earnest defense and disbelief]  No, I wouldn't do that.

    Adam Sewell : How do we know? Put down a finger and we'll know.

    Mitch Roussel : Hey she already said it wasn't her stop pushing.

    Adam Sewell : Oh and she always tells the truth Mitch?

    Mitch Roussel : [In angry, certain defense of Blaire]  Yeah! Yeah.

    Adam Sewell : [Taken aback in drunk, angry state]  Oh she does! Cause you always tell the truth isn't that right Blaire? Cause you always tell the truth!

    Adam Sewell : [as billie227's countdown IM's reach two seconds in panic putting down a finger]  Fuck, it was me alright.

    Jess Felton : Adam!

    Mitch Roussel : You're a piece of sh-You're a fucking piece of shit you know!

    Adam Sewell : Oh fuck you! You're a fucking piece of shit, he told me if I traded Jess he'd let, me, you and Blaire live, so I was saving your life Mitch and I was saving your life Blaire, but none of you can understand that cause I am the bad person cause you all have perfect morals and your perfect fucking lives.

    Jess Felton : [Crying and hyperventilating]  I hate you! I hate you! I hate you Adam!

  • Blaire Lily : [Crying in relief at test alarm and notification on desktop]  It's an alarm I set for tomorrow, we have a test.

    [Mitch slightly laughs in fear filled response] 

    Blaire Lily : Mitchie, do you hate me?

    Mitch Roussel : [Crying and hyperventilating]  No I don't hate you Blaire.

    Blaire Lily : [In relief]  You don't?

    Mitch Roussel : No I don't hate you, I love you so much.

    Laura : One more question.

  • Mitch Roussel : [Enraged and hysterical over Adam's turn of the Never Have I Ever confession into he and Blaire's affairs]  Oh hands up we're still playing! We're still playing here!

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