My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016)

Michael Constantine: Gus

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Quotes 

• Toula : [to Paris]  Why do you want to leave me?

  Gus : [coughs]  Payback.

• Gus : She's only coming there if you teach greek history.

  Northwestern Rep : Ofcourse, we have an outstanding classics program. Greek. Italian.

  Gus : The greeks invented italian.

  [Northwestern rep laughs and then realises that Gus is being serious] 

• Nick : Oh, no, no, don't click on that dad, that's porn.

  Gus : It's porn?

  Nick , Gus : Oooooo, ho... ho... ho... ho.

• Gus : The greeks invented hockey.

  Costa : Yes. Because what do you play hockey on? Ice.

  Aristotle : What is the greek word for ice? Pago.

  Costa : Pago, puck. There you go.

  Aristotle : There you go.

  Gus : There you go.

• Gus : We need to find a boyfriend for Paris.

  Uncle Taki : How about Ariana Skoufis's boy, huh?

  Gus : Everybody on that island has six toes.

  Uncle Taki : Let's wait until summer. We check his feet.

• Gus : What's that thing called where they search for the uh... uh... DNA.

  Toula : A crime scene.

  Gus : No, no, where their families come from.

  Toula : Oh... the... find your ancestry site.

• Gus : Now, give me a word, any word; and I will show you how the root of that word is greek.

  Costa : Uuuuh, facebook.

  Gus : Huh, the greeks invented facebook. We called it the telephone.

• Toula : Your hip is better. The physicotherapy is working.

  Gus : It's not that therapy. I can fix it myself.

  [puts some Windex in his pants] 

  Toula : Ofcourse.

  Gus : Ooh... ooh!