- Max Carnegie: The old school lefty turned into a bloodthirsty murderer? I would have said inconceivable!
- Jake Broderick: This is a big one! This is the Jameson scandal!
- Laura Diamond: Does anyone consider a politician cheating on his wife a scandal anymore?
- Billy Soto: [Sexy hostess in leather walks in] Whoa! Okay!
- [coughs]
- Hostess: You need a menu?
- Laura Diamond: You need pants?
- Billy Soto: This ain't your momma's BDSM-club!
- Laura Diamond: I have no idea what these initials stand for, but I am pretty sure you're right about my mommy!
- Meredith Bose: That's his avatar! An avatar...
- Laura Diamond: Got it, blue people. I slept through the movie
- Billy Soto: Hold on a second! I'll have you know Avatar is the best film of the last 20 years
- Laura Diamond: Which is about how long it takes to watch it!
- Laura Diamond: Looks like he called my mother-in-law instead of his attorney
- Jake Broderick: Nice! Leave her out of it!