Ron Jeremy: Self

Quotes 

• Ron Jeremy : What's goin' on? Who are you people? Can I call my lawyer?

  Jack Bauer : You'd do better callin' a priest.

  Ron Jeremy : I'm Jewish, jackass.

  Jack Bauer : Then a bishop. Whatever. Point is, you're gonna tell me

  [slams fist on table] 

  Jack Bauer : *everything* that I want to know about Nina Myers, or I'm gonna hurt ya. And nobody is going to be able to stop me.

  Ron Jeremy : Okay, Nina Myers. Is she an actress? Does she have an agent? Manager? Does she do anal?

  Jack Bauer : You're gonna tell me everything that I want to know or my voice is going to become *very* unpleasant.

  Ron Jeremy : Your voice already is very unpleasant. Look, you know who the fuck I know. I hang out at the Rainbow Bar and Grill, I know rock stars, I fucked four thousand women, my name is on bottles of rum and I can suck my own dick!