- Kira: An axe murderer?
- Stiles: A family murdering axe murderer.
- Scott McCall: I already heard about it.
- Stiles: Wait. What? You did? How?
- Scott McCall: My mom called me. She knew we'd see it on the news.
- Stiles: Perfect. Let's go.
- Scott McCall: Whoa, whoa. We've got Econ in five minutes.
- Stiles: All right. Did you forget the part about the family murdering axe murderer?
- Scott McCall: Did you forget that your dad's the sheriff? They want us to stay out of it.
- Stiles: Are you guys kidding me? There's a family murdering axe murderer and we're not going to do anything about it?
- Kira: Maybe we should just let the adults handle it?
- Stiles: So two of you, you just want to stay here, school, go to class? Never heard anything so irresponsible in my life.
- Stiles: Did you tell Argent?
- Scott McCall: I texted him but he didn't get back to me.
- Stiles: You told him his sister came back from the dead by a text?
- Scott McCall: ...I didn't have the money to call France.
- The Benefactor: I just killed your family. Do you want to die like them? Begging for your life? Or do you want to fight? I'll give you some help. Wrap a towel around your fist, smash the mirror. Use one of the shards to defend yourself. Go ahead. I'm waiting. Are you ready, Sean? Because here I come.
- Liam: I came here to play lacrosse. The team could use a few good players, right?
- Stiles: No. No, we don't need any more good players.
- Scott McCall: Actually, we could sort of use a couple.
- Stiles: [Suspicious] Have you always been this good. Or did it suddenly happen just once over night?
- [Gets looks from Liam and Scott]
- Stiles: Have you ever been out in the middle of the woods during the night of a full mo...
- Scott McCall: Stiles!
- Liam: Look, I learned from my stepfather, all right? He made team captain when he was a sophomore. Like you. And yeah... I guess I'm just that good.
- [Leaves]
- Scott McCall: He wasn't lying that time.
- Coach Bobby Finstock: As a reminder, it's an open tryout today. All positions available. This is a rebuilding season, people. Jackson's gone, Lahey's gone. Greenberg, the one guy I actually wanted gone... Was held back. Again.
- Doctor: Your shift is over. I'm exhausted just looking at you. Please go home and get some sleep.
- Melissa McCall: Okay. I need to get some dinner first.
- Doctor: Melissa... It's 7:00am.
- Stiles: He's inhuman. What is he, like a were-cheetah? Does that even exist? Is that even a thing?
- Scott McCall: He's just that good.
- Stiles: No one's that good. No one human. I'm gonna puke. Take me somewhere.
- Stiles: Scott, if you had used any wolf power, that kid wouldn't be limping. He'd be crawling back to the other half of his body.
- Scott McCall: If I hadn't been so worried about being captain, he wouldn't be hurt either.
- Stiles: It's okay to want something for yourself once in a while - team captain, alpha werewolf. You're still only human.
- Peter Hale: The table's Italian.
- Braeden: So are these boots. Are we going to talk interior design and fashion, or are we gonna talk numbers?
- Peter Hale: We're hiring you to find Kate, not assassinate the president.
- Braeden: I was hired by the Calaveras to find Kate. You're hiring me to find her first.
- Peter Hale: If we don't find out, who told Kate about the vault, we don't get those bonds back! What do you think I'm gonna do then, huh? Get a job?
- Kira: What is this?
- Noshiko Yukimura: A "For Sale" sign. It lets people know your house is for sale.
- Mr. Yukimura: I thought you were going to talk to her.
- Noshiko Yukimura: Kira, we told you this was temporary.
- Kira: That was after you told me I was a kitsune, and was going to have to destroy a dark spirit by stabbing and killing one of the few friends I've made in this town.
- Noshiko Yukimura: And you didn't have to. I call that a win.
- Malia Tate: That was luck!
- Stiles Stilinski: [muttering] Oh, no, Malia. Don't get involved.
- Malia Tate: Do-over!
- Coach Bobby Finstock: Sweetheart, there are no do-overs. This is a practice.
- Malia Tate: Ten bucks on Scott and Stiles!
- Coach Bobby Finstock: I'll take that action.
- Deputy Parrish: I think it's a game locker. Like venison. Hunting's legal in some parts of the state, but...
- [Goes to open a meat sack]
- Lydia Martin: What is it?
- Deputy Parrish: It's not venison.
- [See a body]
- Kira: We're not going back to New York.
- Noshiko Yukimura: And why would we stay?
- Kira: Because... Uh... Well... Dad's a very important teacher at the high school.
- Mr. Yukimura: In New York, I was a professor at Columbia.
- Scott McCall: It was the first kiss since our actual first kiss.
- Stiles Stilinski: That's good. You kissed her.
- Scott McCall: I did, but I didn't.
- Stiles Stilinski: Was... was it on the lips?
- Scott McCall: Yeah.
- Stiles Stilinski: Was there tongue?
- Scott McCall: No, I... It was like how you kiss your grandmother when you're five.
- Stiles Stilinski: Oh. Chaste. You gave her a chaste kiss.
- Stiles Stilinski: [after Scott injures Liam during lacrosse practice] Hey, I don't need to say that it wasn't your fault, right?
- Scott McCall: [shrugging] I don't know.
- Stiles Stilinski: Scott, if you had used any wolf power, that kid wouldn't be limping. He'd be crawling back to the other half of his body.
- Scott McCall: If I hadn't been so worried about being captain, he wouldn't be hurt, either.
- Stiles Stilinski: It's okay to want something for yourself once in a while. Team captain, Alpha Werewolf. You're still only human.
- Coach Bobby Finstock: [to Kira] Nice catch! Throw it back!
- [Kira throws the ball to Coach which hits him in the chest]
- Kira Yukimura: Oh, my God.
- Coach Bobby Finstock: Someone ask her if she's ever played lacrosse!
- Liam Dunbar: [about his ankle] It's broken, isn't it?
- Dr. Geyer: It's definitely going to need an x-ray.
- Liam Dunbar: It's broken and it's my fault.
- Dr. Geyer: You want to tell me what happened?
- Liam Dunbar: I went up against two juniors. One of them is captain of the team.
- Dr. Geyer: Remember what we always say? "Play smart, not hard."
- Liam Dunbar: Are you mad at me?
- Dr. Geyer: No, of course not. Your mom might be mad at me for getting you into lacrosse, but maybe we should both wait for the x-ray before we panic. And trust me, I have more reason to panic than you. It's not over yet.
- Coach Bobby Finstock: [as the team is running laps] Terrible. Horrifying. Pathetic. Unbelievably pathetic. Is that everyone?
- [Stiles collapses on the ground after running]
- Coach Bobby Finstock: Yup, that's everyone.