- Tyrion Lannister: I will not be of any use to Daenerys Targaryen if I lose my mind. I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours.
- Lord Varys: It's a perfectly good face.
- [a guard rubs Tyrion's head]
- Brothel Guard: It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head.
- Tyrion Lannister: It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock.
- Jon Snow: Lord Janos, I'm giving you command of Greyguard.
- Janos Slynt: Greyguard is a ruin.
- Jon Snow: Yes, the Fort is in a sorry state, restore it as best you can. First Builder Yarwick can spare 10...
- Janos Slynt: [interrupting] I was charged with the defence of King's Landing when you were still soiling your swaddling clothes. Keep your ruin!
- [other Night's Watch members jeer at Janos]
- Samwell Tarly: Alright, alright! That's enough of that!
- [jeering stops]
- Jon Snow: You mistake me, my lord. That was a command, not an offer. Pack your arms and armour, say your farewells, and ride for Greyguard.
- Janos Slynt: [stands, scowling] I will not go off to meekly freeze and die. Give it to one of the fools who cast a stone for you! I will not have it! Do you hear me, boy? I will not have it!
- Jon Snow: Are you refusing to obey my order?
- [long, tense silence]
- Janos Slynt: You can take your order, and stick it up your bastard ass!
- [shocked murmurs from the Night's Watch]
- Jon Snow: [coldly] Take Lord Janos outside. Olly, bring me my sword.
- [the Night's Watch begin filing out of the mess hall into the courtyard. Two men grab Slynt and drag him outside]
- Janos Slynt: [struggling to escape] You cannot do this! Get your hands off me! Stop, all of you! If the boy thinks he can frighten me, he's mistaken, yes, very mistaken! Disgrace! I have friends in the Capital, you'll see!
- [Slynt is forced to kneel onto a chopping block. Jon steps onto the gallows, and unsheathes Longclaw]
- Jon Snow: If you have any last words, my lord, now's the time.
- Janos Slynt: [terrified] I was wrong! You're the Lord Commander, we all serve you! I'm sorry, not only for this, but for all I've done and said! I was wrong!
- [Jon raises Longclaw to behead Slynt]
- Janos Slynt: My lord, please! Mercy, mercy!
- [Jon hesitates]
- Janos Slynt: I'll go, I will!
- [Slynt starts weeping]
- Janos Slynt: Please, I'm afraid! I've always been afraid!
- [Slynt breaks down sobbing. Jon glares angrily, then beheads Slynt]
- Stannis Baratheon: You have many enemies in Castle Black. Have you considered sending Alliser Thorne elsewhere? Give him command of Eastwatch-by-the-Sea.
- Jon Snow: I heard it was best to keep your enemies close.
- Stannis Baratheon: Whoever said that didn't have many enemies.
- Tyrion Lannister: I have to get out of this wheelhouse.
- Lord Varys: Volantis is a large city.
- Tyrion Lannister: I have to get out of this wheelhouse.
- Lord Varys: The likelihood of you being spotted here increases a hundredfold.
- Tyrion Lannister: Mmm. I have to get out of this wheelhouse.
- Lord Varys: I'm not sure how many new ways I can find of saying this.
- Brienne of Tarth: When I was a girl, my father held a ball. I'm his only living child, so he wanted to make a good match for me. He invited dozens of young Lords to Tarth. I didn't want to go, but he dragged me to the ballroom. And it was wonderful. None of the boys noticed how mulish and tall I was. They shoved each other and threatened to duel when they thought it was their turn to dance. And whispered in my ear, how they wanted to marry me and take me back to their castles. My father smiled at me, and I smiled at him. I had never been so happy... 'till I saw a few of the boys snickering. And then, they all started to laugh; they couldn't keep the game going any longer. They were toying with me. "Brienne the Beauty", they called me. Great joke. And I realized I was the ugliest girl alive. A great, lumbering beast. I tried to run away, but Renly Baratheon took me in his arms. "Don't let them see your tears," he told me, "They're nasty little shits, and nasty little shits aren't worth crying over." He danced with me, and none of the other boys could say a word. Renly was the King's brother, after all.
- Brienne of Tarth: I'm not an idiot. He didn't love me, he didn't want me. He danced with me because he was kind, and didn't want to see me hurt. He saved me from being a joke... from that day, until his last day. And I couldn't save him, in return. Nothing's more hateful than failing to protect the one you love. One day, I will avenge King Renly.
- Tommen Baratheon: Sometimes it feels odd. I'm the king, I've married the most beautiful woman in the world, and it's all because my brother died.
- Margaery Tyrell: I understand. But it's not your fault. You know that, don't you? You mustn't feel guilty.
- Tommen Baratheon: I don't feel guilty. That's what's odd.
- [Tyrion is urinating off of a balcony. Someone comes up behind him]
- Tyrion Lannister: No need to worry. I was just...
- [Tyrion turns around and it reveals to be Jorah Mormont]
- Tyrion Lannister: Oh, thought you were someone else. Show's almost over. I'm sure there are girls inside who'd be happy to oblige.
- [Jorah starts tying Tyrion up]
- Tyrion Lannister: You've made some kind of mistake. Why don't you tell me what you think you're doing, and then...
- [Jorah puts a gag in Tyrion's mouth]
- Jorah Mormont: I'm taking you to the queen.
- [Jorah takes Tyrion away]
- High Sparrow: High Sparrow... sounds ridiculous, doesn't it? Like Lord Duckling or King Turtle. Still, it's meant to. We're often stuck with the names our enemies give to us.
- [the newlywed royals are in bed]
- Tommen Baratheon: Did I hurt you?
- Margaery Tyrell: No. You were lovely.
- Tommen Baratheon: It all happened so fast.
- Margaery Tyrell: Yes.
- [Margaery chuckles]
- Tommen Baratheon: I was scared maybe I hurt you. It sounded like...
- Margaery Tyrell: No, no, no. You were very sweet. The sweetest king who ever lived.
- [Margaery strokes Tommen's hair]
- Tommen Baratheon: This is all I want to do... all day, everyday, for the rest of my life.
- Margaery Tyrell: [laughs] Wouldn't that be glorious?
- [Margaery laughs some more]
- Old Woman: I will bring you a bowl of hot water. You must want to wash.
- Sansa Stark: Thank you.
- Old Woman: Welcome home, Lady Sansa.
- Old Woman: [adding softly] The North remembers.
- Tyrion Lannister: I am losing my mind.
- Lord Varys: If anyone recognizes you, you'll lose more than that.
- Tyrion Lannister: Look, we are thousands of miles from Westeros.
- [Tyrion pulls his hood over his head]
- Tyrion Lannister: What am I?
- [Varys shrugs]
- Tyrion Lannister: One more drunk dwarf.
- High Sparrow: Hypocrisy is a boil. Lancing a boil is never pleasant. Although they could have been more careful with the blade.
- Cersei Lannister: I just wanted you to know if... if there's ever anything I could do for you...
- Margaery Tyrell: You are very sweet.
- Cersei Lannister: Tommen seems quite taken with his new queen.
- Margaery Tyrell: I absolutely adore him. You raised a gallant young man. I'm forever grateful.
- Cersei Lannister: Good... Good. I'm glad to hear you're happy.
- Margaery Tyrell: Ecstatic. I really am. Exhausted, to be honest. But... what can I expect?
- Cersei Lannister: [smiles] He is half lion, half stag.
- [Cersei's lady friends chuckle merrily]