Game of Thrones (TV Series)

Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken (2015)

Peter Dinklage: Tyrion Lannister

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• [the slavers decide to chop Tyrion's cock] 

  Tyrion Lannister : Wait. WAIT! Wait, wait! Wait, you can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf! And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?

  Slaver : It will be a dwarf-sized cock.

  Tyrion Lannister : Guess again!

  Malko : The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant.

• Tyrion Lannister : You're an awful traveling companion, do you know that? Possibly the least charming man I've ever met.

  Jorah Mormont : I'm not your traveling companion.

  Tyrion Lannister : We are traveling together, in each other's company, therefore...

  Jorah Mormont : [interrupts]  Do you ever shut up?

  Tyrion Lannister : I sailed from King's Landing to Pentos in a crate without ever saying a word!

  Jorah Mormont : Why?

  Tyrion Lannister : It never occured to you to ask why until now? You never wondered why Tyrion Lannister decided to visit a brothel in Volantis?

  Jorah Mormont : I'm sure you've visited many brothels in many cities.

  Tyrion Lannister : I killed my father. He wanted to execute me for a crime I didn't commit. And he was fucking the woman I loved.