The Boss Baby (2017)
Miles Bakshi: Tim
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Quotes
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Tim : The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea.
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Tim : You can talk!
Boss Baby : Uh, goo goo ga ga.
Tim : No, you can really talk!
Boss Baby : Fine! I can talk. Now let's see if you can listen. Give me a double espresso and find a place around here with decent sushi, I'd KILL for a spicy tuna roll right about now.
[gives Tim some money]
Boss Baby : Get yourself a little somethin'.
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Tim : You can't be fired from your own family. Can you?
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Tim : Even though I never went to business school I did learn to share in kindergarten. And if there isn't enough love for the two of us then I wanna give you all of mine.
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[Tim and Boss Baby are riding a bicycle with training wheels, going after their parents, who are on their way to the airport, while being chased by Eugene]
Boss Baby : Tim, you gotta go faster!
Tim : I can't! I can't do it!
Boss Baby : Yes. you can!
[Leaps up onto Tim's shoulder]
Boss Baby : You've got it in you, Templeton. Now, eyes ahead. I said, eyes ahead, son! Buttocks up! Now, pedal like you mean it! Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
Boss Baby : [Tim pedals faster. Eugene almost catches them, but Boss Baby dodges his grasp, and they get further away] Good!
[the bicycle's training wheels break off]
Boss Baby : Uh-oh!
Tim : Woah! My training wheels! I can't ride without my training wheels!
Boss Baby : Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right!
Tim : Aah! What are you talking about?
Boss Baby : The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton! But rather a wild ride, like a ship at sea. And you're a sea captain... taming a turbulent ocean!
[the scene transforms from a suburb to an ocean, with Tim and Boss Baby riding a boat]
Tim : I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean!
Boss Baby : [They evade the incoming 'whale'] Good!
Tim : Tree! I'm gonna hit it!
Boss Baby : Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed.
Tim : What?
Boss Baby : AIM AWAY FROM FAILURE!
[Tim steers away from the tree, the scene transforms back into a suburb backdrop]
Tim : I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
[They travel through a forest, with Eugene close behind who is smashing past trees]
Boss Baby : Once success is a habit, then it's all down...
[They ride down a hill. At which time, they see the car which their parents are in with Francis Francis]
Tim : Look! There they are! Mom! Dad!
[as the car passes the train crossing, a train passes by]
Tim : Train!
Boss Baby : Choo-choo!
Boss Baby : [They continue to approach the train crossing, with Eugene close behind] Templeton, stop!
[Tim notices a mold of sand at a construction site next to the tracks, he steers towards it]
Boss Baby : What are you doing?
[Tim pedals faster, the scene transforms into a ramp, with them riding a motorcycle, at the end of the ramp there is a ring of fire]
Tim : We're going to make it.
Boss Baby : But I don't have a quote for this!
[They jump, Boss Baby yells out 'Aaahhh'! And they make it, as the scene transform back into the 'real' world. Eugene crashes into the mold of sand, ending the pursuit]
Boss Baby : [to Tim] You did it!
Tim : No! We did it!
Boss Baby : And all without your training wheels.