(2014 Video)

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Quality films save this formulaic JJ vehicle for tired old Lex
lor_29 September 2017
The correlation between sexy, beautiful women in the cast and audience approval for a porn video remains strong even in this Gonzo era, as evidenced by this old-hat entry in Jules Jordan's long-term series spotlighting one of his most consistent moneymakers Lexington Steele. The babes come through and save the posteriors of both underachievers JJ & Lex.

One could say I'm mildly addicted to JJ's approach: glamorous settings and stylings for lengthy posing and humping by beautiful Adult models. But he's been copied by hundreds of other pornographers of late, most of whom have moved way ahead of him on the industry sales charts (e.g., Lansky & Mason), so whither goeth the successful video store clerk turned porno multimillionaire?

For this three-hour exercise spread over 2 DVDs, he enlists a variety of mainly big-bust gals to service Lex's still-erect but tired out cock. Lex is a constant here, sort of a porno Speed of Light, but his "acting" and moves are lethargic, suffering from Middle Age. Certainly I enjoyed watching the actresses (not called upon to ever do any acting by JJ, a director whose career has been gonzo right from the start) parade in odd costumes, heavy on the latex, and then deal with L's dick, but it's a tiresome DVD nonetheless.

Best of the bunch is the inimitable Amy Andersson, she of the out-sized fake bazooms with non-matching nipples, and smoldering eyes. Dressed in latex garb and military cap, she fits in well with Steele even though their sex together is mechanically executed.

Kagney Linn Karter gets the plum dominatrix role, while even chestier Nikita Von James is the only girl to avoid a facial and get spunked by Lex on her breasts instead.

Phoenix Marie and Jada Stevens (cast by JJ due to her famously big posterior) team up in matching weird cutout green body stockings for a threesome that oddly avoids lesbian sex, just 2 on 1 dick action and tag team humping. Punk-styled Bella Bellz failed to impress me (and has a list of lousy credits to her name, no features just gonzo), but fits Jordan's m.o. with another big-ass ass.

Jordan has an affectation of repeating the money shots in slow motion or from a slightly different camera angle, a stretch technique fans may dig but I found childish and archaic.
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