David Hasselhoff: The Form of David Hasselhoff
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[from the closing credits]
The Form of David Hasselhoff : In times of hardship, just remember: We. Are. Groot.
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Peter Quill : You said you loved my mother.
Ego : And that I did. My river lily who knew all the words to every song that came over the radio. I returned to Earth to see her three times. And I knew if I returned a fourth, well, I'd... I'd never leave. The Expansion... the reason for my very existence would be over. So, I did what I had to do. But... it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head.
Peter Quill : What?
Ego : Now, now, all right, I know that sounds bad...
[Peter continuously shoots Ego with his Quad Blasters]
Ego : [reforming] Who... in the *hell*... do you think you are?
Peter Quill : *You killed my mother*!
Ego : I tried *so hard* to find the form...
The Form of David Hasselhoff : [changes form to David Hasselhoff] ... that best *suited you*... and this is the thanks I get?
Ego : [changes back] You really need to *grow up*.
[Ego pierces Quill with a beam of energy]
Ego : I wanted to do this together... but I suppose you'll have to learn by spending the next thousand years as a *battery*!
