Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl (2014)

H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Jimmy Jr., Peter Pescadero, Ms. LaBonz

Quotes 

• Ms. LaBonz : [over the school P.A]  Attention, Wagstaff student body. The fall musical is coming up and we're not doing "Grease" again. I can't! I'm not doing it!

• Linda Belcher : Oh, my God, our kids are in competing musicals! I always dreamed this night would happen. Aw...

  Bob Belcher : That's your dream?

  Linda Belcher : Yeah. Tina's the president and this.

• Ms. LaBonz : [to Doug]  You probably think this slap is about you.

  [slaps him] 

• Gene Belcher : [to Courtney]  Well, maybe we can be in each other's plays.

  Courtney : I... what?

  Gene Belcher : We just need three and a half hours to prepare.

  Bob Belcher : Gene, it's 9:30 and I have a lot of sweat in my underwear.

  Gene Belcher : Fine, fine. 25 minutes.

• Linda Belcher : Hey, we don't know all the crazy crap our kids are doing.

  Bob Belcher : We don't want to know.

• Bob Belcher : I... I have to admit, watching one person do "Die Hard" is a little... bad.

  Gene Belcher : [gasps]  Father!

  Linda Belcher : Hey, at least Gene's was raw! From the gut. Courtney's was all slick like a kid didn't even do it.

  Doug : That's because a kid could never do it. Never!

  Bob Belcher : Oh, yeah? My son's not the one who promised Carly Simon and then left everyone hanging!

  Doug : She just texted me that she was car-jacked, but she's still going to try to make it!