Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl (2014)

John Michael Higgins: Doug

Quotes 

• Gene Belcher : [after Tina explains the reason for being in Courtney's play] 

  [about Tina and Jimmy Jr] 

  Gene Belcher : But your characters don't even end up together!

  Tina Belcher : We're all allowed to interpret the movie differently.

  Doug : No, they definitely don't end up together.

  Tina Belcher : Eh, to each his own.

  Doug : No, they really don't.

  Tina Belcher : Well, comme ci, comme sa.

  Doug : All right, well, now you're just saying words.

• Doug : [to Gene]  I'm sorry, but that keyboard is adorable. Did you rescue it from a shelter?

  Courtney : Nice one, Daddy.

  Gene Belcher : Well, where'd you get your keyboard, Doug? The Too-Big Keyboard Store?

• Linda Belcher : That man hit my son with a shoulder pad.

  Doug : Hold on! I accidentally grabbed a shoulder pad. Maybe it went flying, maybe not.

• Mr. Frond : Now, who wants to tell me what happened?

  Gene Belcher : I'll tell it!

  Doug : Well, hey, why does he get to tell it?

  Linda Belcher : Because he's my beautiful boy, that's why.

  Gene Belcher : Yeah, and you're just someone's dad.

  Courtney : Yeah, my dad.

• Bob Belcher : I... I have to admit, watching one person do "Die Hard" is a little... bad.

  Gene Belcher : [gasps]  Father!

  Linda Belcher : Hey, at least Gene's was raw! From the gut. Courtney's was all slick like a kid didn't even do it.

  Doug : That's because a kid could never do it. Never!

  Bob Belcher : Oh, yeah? My son's not the one who promised Carly Simon and then left everyone hanging!

  Doug : She just texted me that she was car-jacked, but she's still going to try to make it!