- Soos: Dude, I'm cuttin' W's into all my shirts. Gotta give the public what they want!
- Soos: Well, the kids are taking their time. Looks like it's gonna be a while.
- [Stan turns on the radio and tunes into some slow jazz music, while Soos takes off his shirt. They both recline in their car chairs, while Soos looks at Stan suggestively]
- Soos: Sure are a lot of stars out tonight.
- Grunkle Stan: [lifts the seat back up] Well, this is gettin' weird.