- Emma Frost: They will always hate us. We will never live in a world of peace. Which is why control and non-violence are essential. We must prove ourselves a peaceful people. We must give the ordinary humans respect, compliance, and understanding. And we must never mistake that for trust.
- Cyclops: We've saved the world - worlds even - time and again. That's the truth. That's what we do. But the perception is that we're freaks or worse. That we're Magnetos waiting to happen. We've been taking it on the chin so long, just trying to keep from being wiped out, I think we've forgotten that we have a purpose. I know the rest of the world's forgotten... The point is simply this: we need to get into the world; saving lives, helping with disaster relief; we need to present ourselves as a team like any other. Avengers, Fantastic Four; they don't get chased through the street with torches!
- Wolverine: Here come the tights.
- Cyclops: Sorry Logan, superheroes wear costumes. And quite frankly, all the black leather is making people nervous.
- Reporter 3: [Regarding Lockheed] Do you have a license for that bat?
- Reporter 1: What is your relationship with the bat?
- Kitty Pryde: i don't even know what that means.
- Kitty Pryde: Just cause someone goes on TV and says they have a cure for mutation; that doesn't mean that's it's even true and if it is, nobody's gonna force it on you. Mutants are a community. We're a people and there's no way anybody can make us be what they want. We stick together and don't panic or overreact... you'll see. We're stronger than this.
- Wing: Miss Pryde... are you a bleep-ing retard?
- Emma Frost: Three students were missing from my ethics class. Seventeen overall. Logan had to break up two fistfights *and* a mystical sword-fight. And that dreadful Guatemalan crab-boy is at Benetech telling reporters this is every mutant's only chance to avoid burning in everlasting hellfire. This is eating us from the inside out.
- Kitty Pryde: Oh my God... *you* teach ethics?
- Emma Frost: Yes, do let's make jokes right now
- Kitty Pryde: I'm not joking, I have a very large problem with that concept.
- Cyclops: Kitty, you're our computer whiz, so start running down Benetech. I want to know exactly who's funding this research. Hank's in the lab. Emma, check the students. I'm going to contact some of the other teams, see how far this is reaching.
- Wolverine: Me?
- Cyclops: Have a beer and stay away from Hank.
- Wolverine: It's a plan.
- Emma Frost: Do you know why you're here Miss Pryde? Because I *asked* that you come. I'm in love with Scott Summers and I'm very grateful to Professor Xavier for his trust. Being an X-man means a lot to me, but it doesn't always agree with me. I don't have a family famous for moral fiber. I like to think I'm evolved, but I wanted someone on the team I hadn't really fought alongside, someone who would be inclined to "watch" me if I-...
- Kitty Pryde: [Interrupts] The first time I ever met the X-men; the first *day*; they were ambushed and captured and caged. By *you*. I learned more about good and evil in that one day than I ever have, before or since. I was *13*. When I think about evil, whenever I think about the concept of evil, you's is the face I that I see. I don't have to "watch" you, Ms Frost. I can *smell* you.
- Kitty Pryde: How much detention are we allowed to give? What is the maximum amount of detention the human body can withstand?
- Emma Frost: Our students are fleeing the school, you half-wit!
- Kitty Pryde: Maybe it's time for another peppy "They will always hate us speech". I'm sure that helped.
- Wolverine: I thought I was the one with the claws.
- Student: [Watching Wolverine and Beast fight] So, what, the teachers spend all their time here trying to kill each other? This place is so cool.
- Emma Frost: Kitty thinks I'm mentally controlling everything you say
- Cyclops: ...But you're not, right?
- Emma Frost: You will never see me naked again.
- Kitty Pryde: Are you gonna fight everyone, Logan? I just wanna know if I'm next.
- Wolverine: Nah, you'd go ninja on me, I can't take that kinda hurt.
- Stepford Cuckoo 1: Miss Frost has broken contact. Something is happening where she is.
- Stepford Cuckoo 2: Something about Mister Summers
- Stepford Cuckoo 3: She's horribly in love with him. Love is the stupidest thing I ever heard of.
- Stepford Cuckoo 1: Look at what it did to Esme. Miss Frost should be setting an example.
- Stepford Cuckoo 2: Her thoughts of him during class are often sweaty and inappropriate.
- Kitty Pryde: You have to know that if you're a clone or robot or, yeah, a ghost or an alternate universe thingy, I can deal. But if you are some shape-shifter or illusionist who's just watching me twist, I will *kill* you, I will kill you with an *axe*! So right away just prove it, say something, show me something, I can't-...
- Colossus: Katya...
- Kitty Pryde: [Hysterical] You died! Piotr Rasputin died and I know this because I carried his ashes to Russia and scattered them myself!
- Colossus: You did?
- [pause]
- Colossus: Thank you.
- Dr. Kavita Rao: Is Doctor McCoy alright?
- Emma Frost: He has a disease, if you recall. An inexplicably adverse reaction to being shot at.
- Emma Frost: What's next? Eliminating the gay gene?
- Dr. Kavita Rao: Homosexuality doesn't represent a threat to human existence.
- Emma Frost: We're clearly watching different televangelists.
- Emma Frost: [to a group of soldiers] You feel no pain. You will go straight to a hospital. Remember nothing of this place. And every time you hear the words "parsley", "intractable", and "longitude", you will vomit uncontrollably for 48 hours.
- Cyclops: Nice work, X-Men. My girlfriend is very weird.
- Beast: Plan?
- Wolverine: Man's got eyeballs .
- Emma Frost: And if he's a man by our definition, that's not the only soft spot...
- [Hank and Logan wince]
- Nick Fury: How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place?
- Emma Frost: I read his mind.
- Beast: I matched his DNA.
- Wolverine: I smelled him.
- Beast: I also did that.
- Wolverine: [about Ord] Play me straight Fury, this dink is a diplomat?
- Agent Brand: You don't need that information.
- Wolverine: And you don't need both those arms, Hydra hair.