- Adam Goldberg: [after Adam tells the truth] So... it's Friday, see you at the treehouse tonight?
- Emmy Mirsky: What part of this don't you get?
- Adam Goldberg: I get it, I do... but you said it yourself, we're not just friends, we're more like family... and in my family, we fight, we scream, we make *horrible* mistakes that go on way too long, but an hour later, we're talking again, that's what it means to be a Goldberg.
- Adam Goldberg: [after Emmy finds out he lied] The truth was too embarrassing, you would've lied too.
- Emmy Mirsky: Not to you.
- Adam Goldberg: Okay, but it's still me, your best friend.
- Emmy Mirsky: You don't get it, Adam. You're not just my friend, you're more like my brother, if I can't even trust you, who can I trust?
- [slams door in his face]
- Narrator: And just like that, I'd lost my best friend.
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: Bevvy, we've been thinking about what you said, and we're sorry.
- Murray Goldberg: How could you think we don't need you? Look at us, we're a mess! If it weren't for you, we'd all be living under a rock!
- Barry Goldberg: It's true. We really appreciate everything you do for us, and Dad didn't even tell me to say that.