Mom (TV Series)

Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt (2014)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : They pumped her stomach... and they... cut off her dress.

  Bonnie : Damn this disease!

• Christy : [sitting in Jill's home movie theater]  It's unbelievable that somebody could have all this stuff and still be miserable.

  Bonnie : We're miserable, but we have nothing.

  Christy : Just the way God intended it.

  Bonnie : Amen.

  [clink glasses] 

• Jill : I like your new place.

  Bonnie : Don't patronize me.

• Jill : [having a meltdown crying]  It's just... I don't know what to eat!

  Christy : What?

  Jill : I've got all this food, chicken, fish, am I vegan? I DON'T KNOW!

  Bonnie : Why don't you just order in?

  Jill : From where? Chinese? Italian? I certainly can't ever have sushi again!