- Vince McMahon: [to Jerry Lawler] One thing you can say about the Hitman, one day, you can bet, unlike you, he'll be in the WWF Hall of Fame.
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: [talking about Alundra Blayze] Last time I saw a nose like that, it was picking up peanuts.
- Mr. Backlund: This rock and roll garbage has had a deleterious affect on our society for a number of years! Just look at our crime rate! It should be abolished immediately!