- Dr. Spencer Reid: [opening quotation, voiceover] Wayne Dyer once said "How people treat you is their karma. How you react is yours."
- David Rossi: Well, at least we know that one of the unsubs is a football fan
- Kate Callahan: Him and 636,479 other people in the city!
- [Rossi frowns at Kate]
- Kate Callahan: What?
- David Rossi: Not you too?
- Kate Callahan: I googled it
- David Rossi: Ah!
- Derek Morgan: [closing quotation, voiceover] "Our moral responsibility is not to stop the future, but to shape it, to channel our destiny in humane directions and to ease the trauma of transition" - Alvin Toffler.
- Kate Callahan: I don't get it! Why get married if you're just going cheat?
- Derek Morgan: Well, some people think the grass is greener on the other side
- Kate Callahan: Yeah, what about you?
- Derek Morgan: My grass is plenty green!
- Derek Morgan: You know what happened to me, don't you?
- Kate Callahan: [nods her head]
- Derek Morgan: Who told you?
- Kate Callahan: You did! How you handled this case, body language, all of it. Look, you can tell me as little or as much as you want to. Or whatever happened. I am sorry
- Penelope Garcia: I am made of cream! Give me your coffee!
- Derek Morgan: Hey Baby Girl, listen you're on speaker!