- Erica Goldberg: Look at me, I had braces and glasses and frizzy hair!
- Barry Goldberg: Oh please!
- [puts on his retainer]
- Barry Goldberg: Look at my braces! You get the cool metal ones, mine has a chin strap!
- Erica Goldberg: Oh, so you can dish it out but you can't take it.
- Adam Goldberg: We *always* take it! Your our big sister, you're supposed to protect us, but instead you always torment us.