- James Gordon: This is the first I've seen you down here with the rank and file. You must be desperate.
- Commissioner Loeb: Follow me.
- Harvey Bullock: Really nice knowing you.
- Commissioner Loeb: Bring your friend Bullock.
- Harvey Bullock: I hate you. I hate you.
- James Gordon: Ah, it's good to be back.
- Harvey Bullock: Only a man from a lunatic asylum would say that. You're like a human roller coaster, except you only go down.
- Edward Nygma: Wouldn't that make him more of an elevator?
- Edward Nygma: I love the name. It's catchy, has drama. The Electro-cutioner. Speaking of which, given the general mode of attack, may I suggest you both wear your department-issue galoshes while you're out in the field.
- Harvey Bullock: Galoshes?
- Edward Nygma: In the event of electrical misadventure, your footwear should be insulated.
- Harvey Bullock: No, Mom! I'm not gonna wear my rubbers on the case.
- James Gordon: Next man who tries to take away my shield... one way or another, I'm gonna make him eat it.
- Commissioner Loeb: Say again?
- James Gordon: New day, Commissioner.
- Jack Gruber: They didn't cook. Just stunned. I expected more oomph!
- James Gordon: You want "oomph", Jack?
- [first lines]
- Irwin: [on the phone] No. No, no. The merchandise has got to be mint, or you won't get a dime.
- Irwin: [stands when he sees Gruber entering] My God, Jack.
- Jack Gruber: Hi, Irwin. Where's my stuff?
- Irwin: You don't have to kill me.
- Jack Gruber: I don't have to do anything. I'm free. You know the funny thing? I think it was my time in Arkham that freed me. I mean, in here.
- [points to his head]
- Jack Gruber: Now I see the world for what it really is. An abandoned factory full of broken machines. Some Very few Can be fixed. Most just have to be scrapped. Danzig, hold him, please...
- James Gordon: [whispers into the Commissioner ear]
- Harvey Bullock: I hope you have some *nasty* pictures of him, because I bet what you said was very, very rude.
- James Gordon: I'm done being careful.
- Harvey Bullock: You think you've been careful so far?
- James Gordon: Men like Commissioner Loeb are never gonna trust me.
- Harvey Bullock: You *think* you've been careful so far?
- James Gordon: So why play nice?
- Harvey Bullock: You think you've been *careful* so far?
- James Gordon: Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Let's go grab a beer...
- Harvey Bullock: Now you're messing with my mind. I need something stronger than a beer...
- [last lines]
- Leslie Thompkins: Um, I was in the area, and, um my sorceress wants her doll back.
- James Gordon: Right, yeah. Is that why you're here?
- Leslie Thompkins: Yes. No. She *does* want her doll back, but, um Not entirely. No. You live here?
- James Gordon: Sort of between places right now.
- Leslie Thompkins: I don't know why I'm here. Sorry. A whim...
- James Gordon: Wait.
- [kisses her]
- Desk Sergeant: [walks in on them] Hey, Gordon, did you hear? There's been a big shootout at Fish Mooney's place.