- Erica Goldberg: You can't just change the rules!
- Murray Goldberg: That is a valid point. But guess what? Tough crap!
- Beverly Goldberg: My babies can't live in a van. They could get kidnapped, and he wouldn't need a creepy van because one has been conveniently provided for him.
- Murray Goldberg: [Barry's singing the A-Team theme song as he drives] Stop that song!
- Beverly Goldberg: Shut up! I love you, but shut up!