Elementary (TV Series)

Just a Regular Irregular (2014)

Jonny Lee Miller: Sherlock Holmes

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Quotes 

• Phil Simms : [Seeing Watson]  What's this?

  Dr. Joan Watson : You're...

  Phil Simms : Not here.

  [to Holmes] 

  Phil Simms : I'm not here. Remember that, okay?

  Sherlock Holmes : Oh yes. Heaven forbid if your work with me should offend your precious day job.

  Dr. Joan Watson : You throw knives?

  Phil Simms : [to Holmes]  Ya know, it was supposed to be just you here.

  Sherlock Holmes : Philip is arguably the greatest knife thrower in the world.

  [Phil give the disbelieving Watson a proud smile] 

  Sherlock Holmes : Has been for decades. Only there is little money to be made in the impalement arts. So, as a youth, he turned to what you Americans term football.

  [He shrugs in disbelief] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : Is this a joke?

  Sherlock Holmes : [Retrieves two large knives and offers them to Philip]  Philip, head and heart.

  Phil Simms : C'mon...

  Sherlock Holmes : Head and heart.

  Phil Simms : [Throws the knives and hits the head and heart of the life sized mannequin across the room, then turns to Sherlock]  Can I go?

  Sherlock Holmes : Yeah. Fifteen years he spent throwing that misshapen ball around. Fifteen years. When I think of the acclaim he could have brought to competitive blade slinging...

• Sherlock Holmes : [Advising Kitty on getting help]  I've looked into a number of support groups. As you are well aware, I have benefited greatly from similar settings.

  Kitty Winter : You have.

  Sherlock Holmes : The process I find is not unlike voiding one's bowels.

• Sherlock Holmes : [Waiting outside Harlan's home]  Harlan.

  Harlan Emple : You can't take a hint, can you? I got your text messages. I don't want to see you right now. So, if you came here to apologize...

  Sherlock Holmes : Actually, I came here to spare you an agonizing death.

  [pause] 

  Sherlock Holmes : Can I come in?