Elementary (TV Series)
Just a Regular Irregular (2014)
Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson
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Quotes
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Phil Simms : [Seeing Watson] What's this?
Dr. Joan Watson : You're...
Phil Simms : Not here.
[to Holmes]
Phil Simms : I'm not here. Remember that, okay?
Sherlock Holmes : Oh yes. Heaven forbid if your work with me should offend your precious day job.
Dr. Joan Watson : You throw knives?
Phil Simms : [to Holmes] Ya know, it was supposed to be just you here.
Sherlock Holmes : Philip is arguably the greatest knife thrower in the world.
[Phil give the disbelieving Watson a proud smile]
Sherlock Holmes : Has been for decades. Only there is little money to be made in the impalement arts. So, as a youth, he turned to what you Americans term football.
[He shrugs in disbelief]
Dr. Joan Watson : Is this a joke?
Sherlock Holmes : [Retrieves two large knives and offers them to Philip] Philip, head and heart.
Phil Simms : C'mon...
Sherlock Holmes : Head and heart.
Phil Simms : [Throws the knives and hits the head and heart of the life sized mannequin across the room, then turns to Sherlock] Can I go?
Sherlock Holmes : Yeah. Fifteen years he spent throwing that misshapen ball around. Fifteen years. When I think of the acclaim he could have brought to competitive blade slinging...
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Dr. Joan Watson : Excuse me, but I am *not* Kitty's mother and she sure as hell not our child.