Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Midday Run (2015)
Bobby Tisdale: Zeke
Quotes
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Zeke : Damn, Tina. Now I got a story to tell on our wedding day. You think that's not gonna happen, but I'll get you, girl. I'm gonna get you.
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Tina Belcher : I'll take it from here, Rudy. You finish your rounds.
Regular Sized Rudy : Are you sure? Zeke's trouble.
Tina Belcher : It's a midday run. I could do it in my sleep.
Regular Sized Rudy : Yeah, but I want to help. I've never transported a perp.
Tina Belcher : Yeah, we're good, Rudy.
Regular Sized Rudy : Oh.
Zeke : Oh, wow. Tina's giving Rudy some 'tude-y.
Regular Sized Rudy : Shut up, Zeke. I'm sorry I said "shut up."
Zeke : You shut up.
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Zeke : [to Tina] Can I ask you something? Why do you want to be a hall monitor, anyway? It's just telling on kids.
Tina Belcher : It's not telling on kids. It's helping on kids.
Zeke : Well, you aren't helping on me.
Tina Belcher : It's your own fault. You've committed a series of Mr. Wieners. That's what I call misdemeanors.
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Zeke : [to Tina] Listen, this is the truth. I broke into Coach's office so I could take the mascot uniform.
Tina Belcher : The Wagstaff Whaler? Why?
Zeke : I told you, for my grandma. She's having surgery today and I just wanted to mascot around for her before she went under the knife.
Tina Belcher : You expect me to believe that?
Zeke : Yeah. Grandma likes mascots. She met my grandpa when they were mascotting in college. They looked into each other's big dumb foam eyes and that was it.
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Zeke : [to Ms. Labonz] What are you doing, Miss L?
Ms. Labonz : Smoking.
Zeke : Cool.
Ms. Labonz : Smoking is not cool, Zeke.
Zeke : Yes, it is.
Ms. Labonz : N... no, it's not.
Zeke : Especially when teachers do it. That's cool! It's like you're teaching me to smoke. I love this stuff!
Ms. Labonz : Don't... stop saying that, Zeke.
Zeke : We're like best friends, man.
Ms. Labonz : No, we're not. No.
Zeke : We're bonding over cigarettes. That's pretty cool.
Ms. Labonz : We are not bonding over cigarettes!
Zeke : Sure we are. Hey, hey, let me get one of those! I've been dying to try one of them.
Ms. Labonz : [to Zeke and Tina] You two get to class!
Zeke : Come on. Throw one in my mouth. I'll see if I can catch it.
Ms. Labonz : Stop. Stop talking to me.
[leaves]
Zeke : [to Tina] Took care of that. Adults get really nervous when you ask them for cigarettes.
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Zeke : [to Tina] If you don't let me go, I'm gonna chew my finger off!
Tina Belcher : Zeke! Come on!
Zeke : Grandma's gonna have to leave for the hospital soon!
Tina Belcher : Even if what you were saying was true, you still should have asked for the mascot suit.
Zeke : I did. I asked Coach B if I could borrow the suit fair and square, but he wouldn't let me. Probably thought I was gonna poop in it just 'cause I used to poop in stuff.