- Rob: There's nothing I can do.
- Phil Dunphy: I can't go for that.
- Cameron Tucker: No can do.
- Phil Dunphy: Cameron here bought an eggshell dryer.
- Cameron Tucker: Not white, not oatmeal, not Swiss-coffee, not baby-powder, not bone. Eggshell.
- Phil Dunphy: Look, Rob, is it? That's interesting. Here's how this is going down. We're don't leave here without that eggshell dryer.
- Cameron Tucker: Not swan-feather, not Chester-pig-white.
- Phil Dunphy: I think we've covered the colors.