Scream Queens (TV Series)

Pumpkin Patch (2015)

Niecy Nash: Denise Hemphill

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• Denise Hemphill : Why are y'all still in here? This ain't "The Marriage Ref." This ain't "Judge Joe Brown." We ain't on the Maury show. We ain't standing in line trying to get tickets to "Dr. Phil." I am not Steve Harvey, people, and this ain't the "Family Feud."

• Denise Hemphill : Zayday Williams ain't dead. I keep tellin' ya'all, Zayday is the killer!

  Grace Gardner : No, that's insane. There is no way she's the killer.

  Denise Hemphill : Bitch had a chainsaw in her room!

• Denise Hemphill : Come on, we need to go find her. The sun sets in an hour.

  Denise Hemphill : That's right, Halloween is upon us and the devil, he is gonna come a-runnin'.

• Denise Hemphill : I slept with Chad too and it was amazing! I tied him up and I kept my uniform on and proceeded to read him his rights, my favorite being, "You got the right to remain sexy!" That was one of the best nights of my life. Granted, when Chad and I get together, it's mostly about the role play. I mean, we go on for a while but that's because we both do extensive character research, so there's a surprising amount of dialogue.

• Denise Hemphill : I'm getting a nervous feeling in my stomach. I might start fartin'. If I cut some, you promise not to tell anyone?

  Gigi Caldwell : I... No, I won't tell anyone.