Catastrophe (TV Series)

Episode #1.1 (2015)

Sharon Horgan: Sharon Morris

Quotes 

• Sharon : You don't have to be part of its life, you know. I'm not expecting anything. Except money. Maybe a bit of money.

  Rob Norris : So I just write a check every month and leave it at that? Fuck that. I didn't know my father and it sucked. This kid gets a dad.

  Sharon : Oh, God, you don't have to be so American about it.

• Rob Norris : I'm gonna look back on my time with you and remember you as an extraordinarily good smelling woman with a magical ass, and you're smart, so you can even get away with being less attractive, and you'd still be fairly attractive.

  Sharon : [laughs]  Fuck. Wow. Okay. I'll remember you as a sturdy love maker with a massive chin, who was kind to waiters and taxi drivers, which suggests you might actually be a good person.

• Sharon : She's one of these people where, like, everything has gone her way. You know, and she thinks she did it. But, it was luck. You know I just wish one bad thing would happen to her. Like I don't want her to get hit by a bus or anything. But you know, maybe she got arrested for tax fraud or if her dad got caught with child porn or something, you know just to knock the smug out of her.