Harvey Beaks (TV Series)

Pe-Choo/The Spitting Tree (2015)

Angelina Wahler: Fee

Quotes 

• Harvey Beaks : Ah geez, Princess, be careful. I don't want you to-

  [Bark breaks off and Princess falls] 

  Foo : Bye, Princess!

  Fee : Go, Princess! WOO!

  [Falling continues, Princess breaks all empty barks from the tree] 

• Harvey Beaks : Princess! Princess! Please wake up! We need your help!

  [Princess still sleeping] 

  Fee : I know how to wake her up.

  [Kids start spitting on Princess, Princess wakes up shocked] 

  Princess : Oh, gross!

  Harvey Beaks : Can you find us the nearest adult or tall person, and get them so they can come save us?

  Princess : I hope you stay up there forever! I HATE you guys!

  [Walks away] 

  Princess : Ugh, spit on me.

• Fee : Well, so what? So we're stuck in a tree, with no way to get out, and no one knows we're here, big deal right?

  Dade : I always knew spitting was evil. Why did I come up here? Why? Oh why?

  [crying] 

  Fee : Stop. Stop freaking out already. We're not stuck, OK? I know what to do.

  [They all hesitate waiting for an answer, Fee whispers] 

  Fee : Harvey, I just lied to everybody to get them to shut up. Any ideas?

• Harvey Beaks : Well, guess I'll have to be the event coordinator. And the financial advisor. And the interior decorator.

  Foo : Hi Harvey.

  Harvey Beaks : Ah! Foo! What are you doing back up here?

  Fee : You didn't think we'd leave our favorite dork stranded up in a tree, did you?

  Harvey Beaks : But I...

  Fee : Oh yeah. Your parents wanted me to give you this.

  [Takes picture out of hair] 

  Fee : Sorry, my hair kinda made it all crumply.

  [Harvey takes picture] 

  Harvey Beaks : My Mom and Dad? I lied earlier about being scared.

  Fee : eah, I kinda figured that out. Look, dude. If you wanna stay up here, that's cool. And if you jump down, that's cool to. Either way, we'll be here with you.

  Foo : Yep.

  Harvey Beaks : Cool.

• Fee : You scared?

  Harvey Beaks : Yeah, but I'm ready to go home.

  [All three fall down the tree] 

  Foo : Harvey!

  Fee : Open your eyes!

  [Harvey opens his eyes, Foo laughing] 

  Fee : See Harvey? It's more fun with your eyes open!

  Harvey Beaks : Woo-hoo! This is awesome!

  [Irving, Miriam watch and hold hands, other kids watch, Foo lets a bunch of spit out, Fee shakes the contents out of her hair, Harvey succesfully spits, the trio lands on leaves] 

  Harvey Beaks : I did it.

  [Raises hand] 

  Harvey Beaks : Mom, Dad, did you see that? I thought I was gonna poop my pants. But I didn't poop my pants. It was crazy! It was so fun. I never want to do it again, but it was so fun.