- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Rapping with Bones and Christine, and doing a decent job of it] Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. It's all so confusing. These bones are so numerous. I hope it shows the funny bone. Because it's so humorous.
- FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: [At a crime scene, picking up a piece of food with a pen] I bet this was delicious once.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Aubrey. Don't eat that.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Interrogating waitress Joanne in the diner] Hey, look, maybe you just got angry at Chili because he used you for sex, so you took something off the spice rack, you smacked him in the face, next thing you know, he's dead
- Joanne DeMarco: No, the only way I could have injured him was with a partial disruptor of his posterior sacroiliac complex, if you know what I'm saying
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [to Bones] Why is she talking like you?
- Temperance Brennan: It means an injury caused by excessive movements of the pelvis during sex. Nicely described, Joanne!
- Joanne DeMarco: Thank you
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Making pancakes for breakfast] Whoa, look at that, huh? To celebrate the Flyers' win last night, huh? Dad's famous pancakes! Can you tell me what that is?
- Christine Booth: It looks like a pelvic girdle
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What? No, no. no, it's Mickey Mouse!
- Temperance Brennan: Oh, she's right, Booth! Here's the pubis, and the ilia
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No, no, don't list to your mommy. See the mouse ears right there? You see that?
- Temperance Brennan: Booth, there's nothing wrong with Christine showing an interest in human anatomy
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: She's 4 years old! She should be , you know, interested in maple syrup and cartoon mice
- Christine Booth: Look mom, I'm eating the sacrum
- Temperance Brennan: Eh, technically, sweetheart, that's the ischium, but very good
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [In their diner] You're still looking at, uh, your Twitter feed?
- Temperance Brennan: Eh, no, I'm... I'm looking for words to rhyme with "lachrymal", "trapezium" and "pisiform"
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right! Sorry I asked
- Temperance Brennan: Well, I want to compose an anatomically correct bone song for Christine, but songwriting is more difficult than I thought
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, it would help if you were musical inclined
- Temperance Brennan: What I need is a bones that rhymes with "ethmoid"
- Joanne DeMarco: Uh, what about "scaphoid"? More coffee?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Wow! Hey! Wow! You speak squint, Joanne
- Joanne DeMarco: Think I spent 10 years serving her lunch, without picking up a thing or two? Oh, by the way, uh, "sphenoid" and "cuboid" would also work
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Thank you, Joanne!
- Dr. Clark Edison: Dr. Brennan, I'm confused about these notes. I wasn't aware that we found injuries to the frontal, nasal, vormer or nasal conchea?
- Temperance Brennan: Eh, oh, no, those aren't for this case! Those are lyrics to a song I'm writing for Christine about the human skeletal system
- Dr. Clark Edison: Oh, that's very nice! Well, if I was to write a song about all the fractures I found on these ribs, it might take an entire opera
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, this neighborhood is horrible, isn't it?
- FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: Eh, yeah! So why the smile, Doc?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: In the field! Gives me a rush. It's like I'm taking my life into my own hands
- FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: Well, not sure you're taking your life in your hands. I mean, I'm armed, there are cops here
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Just saying I'm not intimidated! Booth knows that
- FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: That's why he said: "you take him, Aubrey, I'll stay here"
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Exactly
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Cam who is fleeing from Chili's smelly Spicemobile] Sounds good! Smell you later
- Temperance Brennan: that's not anatomically accurate, Booth.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I know, Bones, but you better be careful, or I'm gonna tickle your schmavicle.
- Camille Saroyan: Diabetes makes sense, given the extra organs I found. Uh, two pancreases and three kidneys to be exact
- Angela Montenegro: Isn't it "pancrei"?
- Camille Saroyan: "Pancreases"
- Temperance Brennan: "Pancreata" is also acceptable
- FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: [to Booth, who asked him to double check something Aubrey just found out] You have no trust! I like it, though
- Christine Booth: [singing] The toe bone's connected to the foot bone. The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [singing] The neck bone's connected to the back bone. The back bone's connected to the chest bone.
- Christine Booth: Can we sing the bones song in the car, Daddy?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, why don't we stick with Wheels on the Bus?
- Temperance Brennan: How does it look?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Like I made the right choice
- Temperance Brennan: It is quite exquisite.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I was... talking about you. I made the right choice. I'm just so lucky to have you as my wife. I have something for you, too.
- FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: "Gettin' Spicy with Chili Reuben" is one of the best shows on TV.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I've never seen it.
- FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: Seriously?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Seriously. If I want to watch a guy put down a side of ribs, two milkshakes and a double cheeseburger in half an hour, I got you.