Liar, Liar, Vampire (2015 TV Movie)

Rahart Adams: Davis Pell

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• Beverly Pell : Ta-da! Your lucky first-day sweater.

  Davis Pell : No, Mom! I thought you burned that.

  Beverly Pell : You've worn it on your first day for the last five years.

  Davis Pell : And every year has been a complete disaster. It kind of defeats the purpose of having a lucky sweater now, doesn't it?

• Davis Pell : You should come to the dance tonight.

  Vi : Definitely not my scene.

  Davis Pell : There's a good chance I might make a fool of myself.

  Vi : Slightly more tempting.

• Caitlyn Crisp : Do you feel like you can be honest with me?

  Davis Pell : Uh... sure.

  Caitlyn Crisp : You're pale and you dress strangely.

  Davis Pell : Oh, YOU'RE starting with the honesty.

• Davis Pell : So... you live next door?

  Vi : Nope, just a big fan of porch swings.

• Davis Pell : [voice-over]  In fact, most people would say I'm kind of a dork. And you know what? They might have a point. I mean, look at this. I'm having an imaginary fight, and I'm losing.

• Ashton : Psst, hey.

  Davis Pell : What do you want? Need more footage of me acting like a jerk?

  Ashton : No, I've got plenty of that.

• Vi : For someone who already has an accent, you're terrible at accents.

  Davis Pell : Okay, well, first off, I'm not the one with an accent. You are.

• [Davis finishes his imaginary ninja battle with the imaginary Rayzon; Vi applauds slowly] 

  Vi : I think you got 'em.

  Davis Pell : You didn't see all of that, did you?

  Vi : I think I can safely say I didn't see as much as you and Rayzon did.

• Davis Pell : [voice-over]  Looks like I'm gonna get my wish. She does plan on killing me. Probably leave my body in the woods.

• Vi : So are you going to untie me now?

  Davis Pell : Well... maybe, but I'm thinking you're probably blaming me for all of this and that you might actually hit me.

  Vi : That's true, but I might also be grateful that you saved me and give you that kiss you've been looking for.

  Davis Pell : You don't need arms for that.

• Davis Pell : It looks like you've got a nice place here... if I could actually see anything.