Liar, Liar, Vampire (2015 TV Movie)

Brec Bassinger: Vi

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Quotes 

• Davis Pell : You should come to the dance tonight.

  Vi : Definitely not my scene.

  Davis Pell : There's a good chance I might make a fool of myself.

  Vi : Slightly more tempting.

• [What else is there to know about vampires?] 

  Vi : For instance, vampires are terrified of rabbits. They're incapable of singing "Happy Birthday." Oh, and this is an important one: If you beat a vampire in a staring contest, it renders them powerless.

• Davis Pell : So... you live next door?

  Vi : Nope, just a big fan of porch swings.

• Vi : For someone who already has an accent, you're terrible at accents.

  Davis Pell : Okay, well, first off, I'm not the one with an accent. You are.

• [Davis finishes his imaginary ninja battle with the imaginary Rayzon; Vi applauds slowly] 

  Vi : I think you got 'em.

  Davis Pell : You didn't see all of that, did you?

  Vi : I think I can safely say I didn't see as much as you and Rayzon did.

• Vi : The modern vampire is more of a cross between a constipated model and a freshman poetry major.

• Vi : So are you going to untie me now?

  Davis Pell : Well... maybe, but I'm thinking you're probably blaming me for all of this and that you might actually hit me.

  Vi : That's true, but I might also be grateful that you saved me and give you that kiss you've been looking for.

  Davis Pell : You don't need arms for that.