The Trail to Oregon! (2015)
Jaime Lyn Beatty: Daughter
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Quotes
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Daughter : [Dramatically] Oh, the good lord sent me back!
[winks at audience]
Daughter : There I was at the pearly gates and St. Peter said to *me*: "Oh Mouthface, there is a fool family who is lost without you!"
Mother : Did, uh, ahem... did you... did you just fake dying of dysentery?
Daughter : [smiles] Gotcha.
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Daughter : They could be dead for all I know, and I've been sitting in the back of the wagon for three months writing letters to nobody like a jackass.
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[accepting her imminent death from dysentery]
Daughter : It's all right, family. This was God's will and we all know that God is a...
Daughter , Father , Mother , Son , Grandpa : [together] Vicious, two-faced prick.
Daughter : At least maybe when I go to Heaven, I'll finally be reunited with my one true love, the Bandit King.
[does the Bandit King move]
Daughter : And his one true love, Cletus Jones.