The Trail to Oregon! (2015)

Corey Dorris: Grandpa, Cletus Jones

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Quotes 

• Grandpa : I thought I drowned for sure. How did I- ?

  [Cornwallis walks out] 

  Grandpa : You.

  Cornwallis : Hello... Tittymitty.

  Grandpa : Cornwallis. You saved us. Why?

  Cornwallis : It wasn't for you, Grandpa. I did it for Eleanor.

  Grandpa : How is she these days?

  Cornwallis : She passed, two years ago come April.

  [a moment is taken to honor Eleanor's memory] 

  Grandpa : This doesn't change anything.

  Cornwallis : I know, Grandpa. I know...

  [Cornwallis leaves] 

• Grandpa : The truth is...

  [sighs] 

  Grandpa : this is hard for me to say. The truth is... I never banished any lobsters to the sea.

  Father : [Long pause]  I know that, Dad.

  Grandpa : They banished me to the land.

  Father : [Yells]  What are you talking about?

• [accepting her imminent death from dysentery] 

  Daughter : It's all right, family. This was God's will and we all know that God is a...

  Daughter , Father , Mother , Son , Grandpa : [together]  Vicious, two-faced prick.

  Daughter : At least maybe when I go to Heaven, I'll finally be reunited with my one true love, the Bandit King.

  [does the Bandit King move] 

  Daughter : And his one true love, Cletus Jones.

• Grandpa : Now, now, now! Whoever wants to kill the most should go first.

  Daughter : [Raises hand]  I do, Grandpa. I've got bloodlust.

• Grandpa : [to Audience Member]  What was that? Tittymitty?

  Father : How do you feel about that, Grandpa?

  Grandpa : [Grinning]  I like that name.

  Father : He likes it a lot, you made him happy.

• McDoon : I mean, sure I'm known far and wide as the bandit king but... I ain't got no one to love.

  Cletus Jones : Well, we make love on occasion.

• Grandpa : Well good shooting there, Craphole. Looks like you got about 2000 pounds here, and between the three of us we can carry back about... 20.

• Grandpa : And you...

  [looks at Father] 

  Grandpa : I have no idea who you are. Get the hell out of here, I'm trying to die with my family!

• [repeated line] 

  Grandpa : You chickenkit son of a bitch!