- [Henry and Charlotte arrive one minute late for work]
- Ray Manchester: You know how much crime can happen in one minute?
- Henry Hart: No.
- Charlotte Page: How much?
- Ray Manchester: [stuck for a proper reply] I don't know!
- Kid Danger: This sign is the property of our city, and I'm not gonna let you do something illegal to it.
- Veronica: Oh, you think just 'cause something's illegal means it's wrong?
- Kid Danger: Well... yeah.
- Ray Manchester: [detecting strawberry lip gloss on Henry] Did you kiss that girl Wall Dog?
- Henry Hart: Noooo!
- [beat]
- Henry Hart: She kissed me.
- Ray Manchester, Charlotte Page: [in unison] Oh, my God!
- Henry Hart: Hey, I caught one... till she tricked me and handcuffed me to this ball washer.
- Charlotte Page: "She?"
- Ray Manchester: You never said she was a girl.
- Henry Hart: Well, she was! And she was really tough! And pretty. And she had these... these eyes... and this face...
- Ray Manchester: Oh, she had eyes AND a face?
- Charlotte Page: Wow, at least we have a description of her.
- Veronica: Ugh. You're such a Herbert.
- Kid Danger: I am not a Herbert! What is a Herbert?
- Veronica: A dork.
- Kid Danger: How'd you find me?
- Captain Man: I followed you, then I hid in those bushes over there and watched you two kiss. I know that sounds weird but it's my job.
- Captain Man: [in a stakeout] Until those disgusting Wall Dogs show up here and we catch 'em, neither one of us leaves this spot.
- [beat]
- Captain Man: Now, wait here. I gotta go pee.
- Kid Danger: You just said we can't leave this spot.
- Captain Man: I've had a gallon of soda. What goes in must come out.
- [Veronica kisses Kid Danger]
- Veronica: Isn't that more fun than fighting with me?
- Kid Danger: No!
- [beat]
- Kid Danger: Maybe!
- [beat]
- Kid Danger: Kinda! I can't be sure unless you do it again.
- Ray Manchester: You wanna kill a snake. Whadda ya do?
- Charlotte Page: Get a shotgun.
- Ray Manchester: [wincing] No. Geez.