- Dr. Shahir Hamza: [to Charlie] Unbelievable. If Joel was still alive, I would have gone to him.
- Dr. Alex Reid: Maggie, talk to me about Dr. Curtis.
- Dr. Maggie Lin: Patrick?
- Dr. Alex Reid: Yeah.
- Dr. Maggie Lin: He's great. You're gonna love him. He is basically Hugh Grant with a job.
- Dr. Alex Reid: He likes unattractive prostitutes?
- Dr. Maggie Lin: Are you jealous, Dr. Reid?
- Dr. Alex Reid: Not even a little. I'm curious. Is he on a fellowship here?
- Dr. Maggie Lin: Gen. surg. I guess Dawn couldn't wait for you to get back.
- Dr. Alex Reid: I can't believe she hired someone with an accent.
- Dr. Maggie Lin: I know. Right? Irony's not lost on me. I've slept with enough shrinks to know sublimation when I've seen it.
- Dr. Alex Reid: Maybe nothing's really changed except that he's not here.