- Ned Flanders: [screams] Grandma Flanders has passed.
- Marge Simpson: Where are our kids?
- Ned Flanders: Gone. Looks like once Grandma turned to dust, they took a powder. Sorry if that seems a little flip.
- Marge Simpson: [hyperventilating] Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
- Homer Simpson: Don't worry, sweetie. We'll call the local police, and they'll find our kids. We never used them till now, but I'm sure they're highly competent.
- Homer Simpson: [Homer open doors, enters] Marge! I'm back. Sorry - nothing. But if we had a third kid, we should call her "Maggie".
- Marge Simpson: Why "Maggie"?
- Homer Simpson: It's a good name if we lose her: Maggie! Maggie? Going back out.
- [Homer exits]
- Homer Simpson: Maggie?
- Homer Simpson: [apparently, the first time Homer has choked Bart] Why, you little!
- Homer Simpson: [the 2001: A Space Odyssey music plays in sync with Homer choking Bart, until Bart hits him with a lamp] Where is he learning all this violence?