- Milhouse Van Houten: [about Doctor Doolittle] The running time is 152 minutes.
- Nelson Muntz: The running time is now!
- [Tries to run for the door, but Groundskeeper Willie hits him with the hose and knocks him back in his seat]
- Marge Simpson: Come on, Buddhists never quit.
- Lisa Simpson: Actually, Buddhism is just quitting in yoga pants.
- Homer Simpson: Should I do the thing I'm supposed to do, or the thing everybody knows I'm going to do?
- Marge Simpson: Homey, I think I finally understand gluttony.
- Homer Simpson: Welcome to America, baby.
- Lisa Simpson: Our family has been ostracized for many reasons, but never our hygiene. Okay, rarely our hygiene. Okay, never my hygiene!
- Lisa Simpson: Thank goodness you have organic fennel. The fennel at the farmer's market is only transitional.
- Shop Clerk: [groans] Typical. Small farmers ruining it for the really small farmers.
- Lisa Simpson: So, could you maybe tell me who bought this brand of peanut butter?
- Shop Clerk: Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry. You want me to violate my customer's privacy? Who are you working for? The NSA? Big pharma? Amazon Prime?
- Bart Simpson: Tell us! Tell us!
- [runs and grabs Shop Clerk's hoops]
- Shop Clerk: [screams and groans] My hoops! My ridiculous flesh hoops!