Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)

Kayla Compton: Michelle Kester

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• Johnny Wentworth : You're not remotely disturbed by the fact that I just hit this guy with my car at 60 miles an hour, he survived, looked like a zombie, then shat his guts out, glowing green radioactive shit, in case you guys missed that part, before plopping over and dropping dead?

  Michelle Kester , Howard : No.

• Michelle Kester : I can't believe you like our coffee.

  Officer Rogers : Ah, I don't, really. It just...

  [farts] 

  Officer Rogers : keeps me regular.

• Michelle Kester : Great work, guys. Let's get out of here.

  Johnny Wentworth : We can't just leave him in the middle of the road.

  Michelle Kester : He's an ex-con who literally just shat himself to death.

  Howard : I'm with Michelle on this one.

• Johnny Wentworth : Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?

  Michelle Kester : This can't be.

  Howard : The donuts are alive and mutated into...

  Johnny Wentworth : Killer donuts.

  Michelle Kester : I think my brain just melted.

  Howard : Thank God you have such few customers.

• Conrad : Wise ass, huh?

  Michelle Kester : Little bit.

  Conrad : Maybe you just have the hots for me, and you want a taste.

  Michelle Kester : I just threw up in my mouth.