- Jimmy Palmer: Hey, Tony. Great to see you.
- Anthony DiNozzo: How is the baby Palmer?
- Jimmy Palmer: Much better, much better. The doc confirmed it was a low-grade fever, but honestly, it felt more like a five alarm fire. There was a lot of crying... I cried a lot.
- Donald Mallard: Mr. Palmer has declared when the child is of speaking age, she will call me "grandducky".
- Anthony DiNozzo Sr.: The difference between an entrepreneur and a con artist is that an entrepreneur believes in the dreams he's selling.
- Ellie Bishop: [rummaging through a dumpster for evidence] I'm standing in a pile of chili! At least I hope it's chili.
- [sighs]
- Ellie Bishop: Aah! Cockroach! Big cockroach, and he brought backup.
- [first lines]
- Janitor: [mopping a floor] All right, now watch.
- Janitor's Son: I'm watching, Dad.
- Janitor: Now let me see you.
- Janitor's Son: Dad, you know I'm just doing this until I finish school, right?
- Janitor: People call this kind of work "blue collar." I don't care what color your shirt is. You bring pride to the job, people will notice. Even if they don't, *you'll* notice.