Mom (TV Series)

Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari (2015)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy : Did you see my funny note in your pill bottle?

  Bonnie : Yeah, I wrote you a funnier response.

• Jill Kendall : Were you this angry with me when I relapsed?

  Christy : No.

  Jill Kendall : Then why's this different?

  Christy : Because you haven't disappointed me my entire life.

  Jill Kendall : Well, at least you still have your mom. Mine died on me when I was 16 years old.

  Christy : Really? Oh my God, Jill, I'm sorry, I didn't know, what happened?

  Jill Kendall : Well she battled depression her entire life, but after a while she finally just lost the will to live, and she drove her red Ferrari into the garage, shut the door and carbon monoxide took care of the rest.

• Christy : Rat trap, rat trap! Oh my God, it's still alive.

  Jill Kendall : [calmly]  What do we do?

  Christy : I don't know, I hate to see the poor thing suffer.

  Jill Kendall : Okay.

  [takes pocket pistol out of her purse and shoots it] 

  Jill Kendall : It's dead.

  Christy : [shocked]  You keep a gun in your purse?

  Jill Kendall : Well you can't really call this a gun.

  [takes out big black pistol, grinning] 

  Jill Kendall : *This* is a gun!

• Bonnie : Christy, I was prescribed those painkillers, I am the victim!

  Christy : How did you blow a .11 on the breathalyzer?

  Bonnie : I was drinking to forget that I was hooked on painkillers.

• Christy : [after watching Jill shoot a rat]  Just a word of advice, nobody piss off Jill.

• Marjorie : [everybody's in a group hug with Bonnie]  Christy, get over here.

  Christy : Oh trust me, you don't want me anywhere near her rib cage.

• Marjorie : [walks in the bathroom and sees Bonnie bent over the sink and Christy prepping to cut her hair off]  What are you doing?

  Christy : She needs to be punished!

  Marjorie : [cuts to Marjorie pushing her out the door]  There's a whole list of stuff for the grocery store, take your time!

  [shuts door on her] 

  Christy : It would've grown back!