Scandal (TV Series)

I'm Just a Bill (2015)

Joshua Malina: David Rosen

Quotes 

• Cyrus Beene : [on coaxing the Vice President to vote on the bill]  You don't actually give her anything in the bill. Okay? Not a crumb, not a whiff of a crumb. She's pigeon at a great national monument, and she is begging. And you'll think, "if I just give her this little bit, she'll go away. Please go away. Please, please, go away." But she will not go away. If you give her something, she she will only waddle up closer and more aggressive, and she will not stop no matter how much you give her. And then, and then, she will crap on your beautiful monument. All over it, 25 pounds a year of crap.

  David Rosen : The vice president will do that?

  Cyrus Beene : The average pigeon. But you see the point, yes?

  David Rosen : Do not feed the pigeon.

  Cyrus Beene : Do *not* feed the pigeon.