John Cleese: General Eeder
Quotes
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General Eeder : [of Eriu] I would like her beaten, please, and then killed.
Eremon : Of course, my lord.
General Eeder : And when she's quite dead, beat her again.
Eremon : We will be merciless, my lord.
Lír : I volunteer to be beaten in her place!
Eriu : Be quiet, Lír!
Lír : I will not.
Lír : [to the general] Look at this beautiful face. Is this not the face of a man who deserves to be beaten? I can't imagine looking at your face. The least you can do is have a few good swings at this masterpiece that stands before you. Why waste your time beating this... imp?
Eriu : Do you really think I look like an imp?
Lír : [whispering] No, I, I just lied. It felt exhilarating.
