Mom (TV Series)

Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous (2015)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

Quotes 

• Regina : [Christy remarks about the year Bonnie's had]  Excuse me, the year she's had? Did she spend time in prison?

  Marjorie : Is she battling cancer?

  Jill Kendall : Did her hair guy move to Japan without warning?

  Christy : Oh please, I give my son that same haircut.

• Jill Kendall : [chasing Bonnie]  How can she run so fast?

  Christy : She's all legs and on drugs!

• Regina : Don't get me wrong, I love staying at Jill's house, but every time she has company over, they all hand me their coats.

  Jill Kendall : I told you, it's not because you're black, it's because you look like my old maid. Christy, back me up here.

  Christy : Her old maid was beautiful.

• Christy : [as Bonnie gets up at the meeting]  Is it me or is my mom wearing two different shoes?

  Jill Kendall : I thought it was to match her two different earrings.